Limericks - 3

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe
They tried their best
I'm their celebrity quest
But often they got four NO's!!!

I heard thunder late last night

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe
They tried their best
I'm their celebrity quest

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe
They tried their best

There was a tv talent show
For some it was a tale of woe

There was a tv talent show

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants
A ready meal in fact
It's part of the contract
I think it's really pants!

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants
A ready meal in fact
It's part of the contract

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants
A ready meal in fact

The chickens are eating my plants
Despite my continual rants

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance
I might just be a wallflower and watch
Looking out for "that" gent`s eye to catch
But I’m hoping for that chance.

The chickens are eating my plants

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance
I might just be a wallflower and watch
Looking out for "that" gent`s eye to catch

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance
I might just be a wallflower and watch

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance
Or a freestyle glide and prance

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light
Ready,willing and able I am
Only in my head though, Dam!!
I'd certainly break all my bones alright.

Maybe a waltz would be a gentler dance

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light
Ready,willing and able I am
Only in my head though, Dam!!

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light
Ready,willing and able I am

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!
We can dance till the morning light

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that I scream
A 99 it has to be!
No strong will-power, me
Of thinning down, I can only dream

Let's go break dancing tomorrow night!

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that I scream
A 99 it has to be!
No strong will-power, me

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that I scream
A 99 it has to be!

Oops again. Meant Moneyboss!

Oops sorry. Will follow on from Panache

When all slim, lithe and full of vigour
Having regained our sylph like figure
A new wardrobe is next on the list
Then I will raise a joyful fist
And vow never ever to get any bigger

All stripped off and ready to tan

Then with my eye I espy ice cream
Oh no! not that, I scream

When all slim,lithe and full of vigour
Having regained our sylph like figure
A new wardrobe is next on the list
Then i will raise a joyful fist
Trusting I never again get any bigger!

Then with my eye I espy ice cream