LIMERICKS 4

I took the two kids to the park
They thought it a bit of a lark
They hid behind trees
And chased bumble bees
And now they're all alone in the dark!

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I have a small dog, he's a whippet

I have a small dog, he's a whippet
Now need I be far more explicit

park/walk don't rhyme, but I've seen worse in these limericks

I took the two kids to the park
They thought it a bit of a lark
They hid behind trees
And chased bumble bees
While I sat about in my sark.

We then had ice cream with pink wafers

Oops

I have a small dog, he's a whippet
Now need I be far more explicit
A spaniel he's not

That's why I challenged, FarNorth

I have a small dog, he's a whippet
Now need I be far more explicit
A spaniel he's not
I love him a lot

I have a small dog, he's a whippet
Now need I be far more explicit
A spaniel he's not
I love him a lot
Who then cares whether he`s illicit?

A pastoral setting I can forsee

A pastoral setting I can forsee,
Where I can take my shoes off and run free

A pastoral setting I can forsee,
Where I can take my shoes off and run free
toes in the running brook

A pastoral setting I can foresee,
Where I can take my shoes off and run free
toes in the running brook
After which I’ll enjoy a good book

A pastoral setting I can foresee,
Where I can take my shoes off and run free
toes in the running brook
After which I’ll enjoy a good book
A perfect day,I think you'll agree.

The bluebells are out in the woods

The bluebells are out in the woods
A picnic we'll have with baked goods

The bluebells are out in the woods
A picnic we'll have with baked goods
We'll hear chirping birds

The bluebells are out in the woods
A picnic we'll have with baked goods
We'll hear chirping birds
There`ll be no cross words

The bluebells are out in the woods
A picnic we'll have with baked goods
We'll hear chirping birds
There`ll be no cross words
And we'll have strawberries and ice cream for puds.

But I'm fearful that I can hear thunder

But I'm fearful that I can hear thunder
I trust your ears foretell a real blunder

But I'm fearful that I can hear thunder
I trust your ears foretell a real blunder
The lightning is bright

But I'm fearful that I can hear thunder
I trust your ears foretell a real blunder
The lightning is bright
Ruining our sleepy night

But I'm fearful that I can hear thunder
I trust your ears foretell a real blunder
The lightening is bright
Ruining our sleepy night
For certain, the duvet, we'll stay under!

Let's have fun this Bank Holiday Monday

Let's have fun this Bank Holiday Monday
Whizzing down a steep hill on a tea tray

Let's have fun this Bank Holiday Monday
Whizzing down a steep hill on a tea tray
So fearless we'll fly

Let's have fun this Bank Holiday Monday
Whizzing down a steep hill on a tea tray
So fearless we'll fly
"Geronimo"we'll cry

Let's have fun this Bank Holiday Monday
Whizzing down a steep hill on a tea tray
So fearless we'll fly
"Geronimo"we'll cry
With no broken bones we do pray!!!

'Twas a cold grey misty May day

'Twas a cold grey misty May day
At home I`ve no intentions to stay

'Twas a cold grey misty May day
At home I`ve no intentions to stay
With my biker gear on