LIMERICKS 4

Twenty girls from Ireland were going to a dance
Hoping fervently to find a sizzling romance

Twenty girls from Ireland were going to a dance
Hoping fervently to find a sizzling romance
They preened and twirled whilst curling their hair

Twenty girls from Ireland were going to a dance
Hoping fervently to find a sizzling romance
They preened and twirled whilst curling their hair
They dressed with style and so much care

Twenty girls from Ireland were going to a dance
Hoping fervently to find a sizzling romance
They preened and twirled whilst curling their hair
They dressed with style and so much care,
Some were lucky, others didn't stand a chance!

My Scottish cousin wears a lovely blue kilt

My Scottish cousin wears a lovely blue kilt
Thank goodness he doesn't go out on stilts!!!

My Scottish cousin wears a lovely blue kilt
Thank goodness he doesn't go out on stilts!!!
He'll enjoy the Strathspey, a reel and a jig,

My Scottish cousin wears a lovely blue kilt
Thank goodness he doesn't go out on stilts!!!
He'll enjoy the Strathspey, a reel and a jig,
Proving undoubtedly that he really is big!

My Scottish cousin wears a lovely blue kilt
Thank goodness he doesn't go out on stilts!!!
He'll enjoy the Strathspey, a reel and a jig,
Proving undoubtedly that he really is big!
And will dance all night till his energy wilts.

My Irish cousin looks good in green

My Irish cousin looks good in green
A vision of beauty that has to be seen

My Irish cousin looks good in green
A vision of beauty that has to be seen
With fiery red hair

My Irish cousin looks good in green
A vision of beauty that has to be seen
With fiery red hair,
No-one else can compare

My Irish cousin looks good in green
A vision of beauty that has to be seen
With fiery red hair
No-one else can compare
With this truly stunning Colleen

A very old lady from Plumstead

A very old lady from Plumstead
Had this one thought in her head

A very old lady from Plumstead
Had this one thought in her head
I need a large Gin

A very old lady from Plumstead
Had this one thought in her head
I need a large Gin
But not one from a tin!!!

A very old lady from Plumstead
had this one thought in her head
I need a large Gin
But not one from a tin
“Only drink Hendricks”. the nuns said.

Five old ladies gathered in a Wood

Five old ladies gathered in a Wood
To drink as much as they could

Five old ladies gathered in a Wood
To drink as much as they could
They needed no reason

Five old ladies gathered in a Wood
To drink as much as they could
They needed no reason
Whatever the season

Five old ladies gathered in a Wood
To drink as much as they could
They needed no reason
Whatever the season
They just enjoyed liquid food.

A buxom young lady from Keele

A buxom young lady from Keele
Was renowned for her great sex appeal

A buxom young lady from Keele
Was renowned for her great sex appeal
With ruby red lips and soft rounded hips

A buxom young lady from Keele
Was renowned for her great sex appeal
With ruby red lips
And soft rounded hips
She was always up for a feel!

There was an old codger with piles

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap