LIMERICKS 4

Our butler, now , he’s pretty good
But I can't say the same for his mood ?
He's dour and crabbit
Which makes me feel wabbit
And so I don't relish my food

Still, all this is good for my diet

Still, all this is good for my diet
A trick is simply this, don`t buy it

Still, all this is good for my diet
A trick is simply this, don`t buy it,
What, no more ice cream?

Still, all this is good for my diet
A trick is simply this, don`t buy it,
What, no more ice cream?
Which is really a trifle mean

Still, all this is good for my diet
A trick is simply this, don`t buy it,
What, no more ice cream?
Which is really a trifle mean
So I sneak to the fridge every night!

So England's still in the World Cup,

So England's still in the World Cup,
Let’s hope tonight Columbia’s time’s up

So England's still in the World Cup,
Let’s hope tonight Columbia’s time’s up
A game I really don`t understand

So England's still in the World Cup,
Let’s hope tonight Columbia’s time’s up
A game I really don`t understand
With all the wags who think they're so grand

So England's still in the World Cup,
Let’s hope tonight Columbia’s time’s up
A game I really don`t understand
With all the wags who think they're so grand
After their winnings will be time to sup

The weather `s heat is but here to stay

The weather `s heat is but here to stay
The sun really has come out to play

The weather `s heat is but here to stay
The sun really has come out to play
Our grass is dry and crisp

The weather `s heat is but here to stay
The sun really has come out to play
Our grass is dry and crisp
We Long for early morning mist

The weather `s heat is but here to stay
The sun really has come out to play
Our grass is dry and crisp
We Long for early morning mist
And my watering can does heavy weigh!

Gransnet has many a poet

Gransnet has many a poet
The previous verses all show it

Gransnet has many a poet
The previous verses all show it
Whatever the topic

Gransnet has many a poet
The previous verses all show it
Whatever the topic
We're never myopic

Gransnet has many a poet
The previous verses all show it
Whatever the topic
We're never myopic
Rhymes ever flowing as yet

There was this lovely welsh Bard

The previous verses all show it
Whatever the topic
We're never myopic
Rhymes ever flowing as yet
Later hope the last line doesn't blow it

Crossed posts and predictive text made nonsense of that last post,sorry .It should have read

Gransnet has many a poet
The previous verses all show it
Whatever the topic
We're never myopic
Let's hope the last line doesn't blow it

That's great, Jangran99. Would you like to give us the first line of the next Limerick?

That was a good one!

Or shall I continue with Panache's line? Hope that's ok.

There was this lovely Welsh bard
Who looked like a barrel of lard

Henetha and Bella ,glad you like a laugh,and refreshing to have a short,pithy limerick

We really should go back to Panache

There was this lovely welsh Bard

Henetha great minds

There was this lovely Welsh bard
Who looked like a barrel of lard
His lines didn't rhyme