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Others like to travel far from these shores
But my in-laws are now ex pat bores
we know the type only too well
they brag and boast and their chests do swell!!

Others like to travel far from these shores
But my in-laws are now ex pat bores
we know the type only too well
they brag and boast and their chests do swell!!
As if they simply avoided household chores!

Mankind is rich,it takes all kinds

Mankind is rich,it takes all kinds
Be prepared to take as one finds

Mankind is rich,it takes all kinds
Be prepared to take as one finds
Accept the strangeness of fellow man

Mankind is rich,it takes all kinds
Be prepared to take as one finds
Accept the strangeness of fellow man
Some will be strong whilst others wan

Mankind is rich,it takes all kinds
Be prepared to take as one finds
Accept the strangeness of fellow man
Some will be strong whilst others wan,
Tolerance will often find a tie that binds.

There once was a Granny called Fanny

There once was a Granny called Fanny
Her ample lap made her the best nanny

There once was a Granny called Fanny
Her ample lap made her the best nanny
She wore a red hat with a feather

There once was a Granny called Fanny
Her ample lap made her the best nanny
She wore a red hat with a feather
Her belt was made of best leather

There once was a Granny called Fanny
Her ample lap made her the best nanny
She wore a red hat with a feather
Her belt was made of best leather
As a lass she was always canny

She came from the town of Newcastle

She came from the town of Newcastle
As a librarian her work was no hassle

She came from the town of Newcastle
As a librarian her work was no hassle
She read all day long whilst humming a song

She came from the town of Newcastle
As a librarian her work was no hassle
She read all day long whilst humming a song
So that she would not find the day long

She came from the town of Newcastle
As a librarian her work was no hassle
She read all day long whilst humming a song
So that she would not find the day long
While twirling her bright scarlet tassle.

Her grandchildren simply adored her

Her grandchildren simply adored her
In fact her life was just a pleasant blur

Her grandchildren simply adored her
In fact her life was just a pleasant blur
She cooked and baked to make them cakes

Her grandchildren simply adored her
In fact her life was just a pleasant blur
She cooked and baked to make them cakes
A full & busy household happiness makes

Her grandchildren simply adored her
In fact her life was just a pleasant blur
She cooked and baked to make them cakes
A full & busy household happiness makes
And she lived much more than the three score!!

Mr Trump is on his way
Friday 13th an unlucky Day???

Mr Trump is on his way
Friday 13th an unlucky Day???
Time alone will tell

Mr Trump is on his way
Friday 13th an unlucky Day???
Time alone will tell
If he's heaven or hell

Mr Trump is on his way
Friday 13th an unlucky Day???
Time alone will tell
If he's heaven or hell
Though I guess he WILL have his say!

How will Teresa react is another thing

How will Teresa react is another thing
For sure Brexit ain't making her sing!!!

How will Teresa react is another thing
For sure Brexit ain't making her sing!!!
In a few words,it seems a mess

How will Teresa react is another thing
For sure Brexit ain't making her sing!!!
In a few words,it seems a mess
The outcome will be anyone's guess

How will Teresa react is another thing
For sure Brexit ain't making her sing!!!
In a few words,it seems a mess
The outcome will be anyone's guess,
Perhaps she'll resign and run off for a fling.

Today they are saying we might have thunder