LIMERICKS 4

There was a young man in a waistcoat,
Who earned money by punting a boat
He was very apt at this work
But, being a bit of a jerk

There was a young man in a waistcoat,
Who earned money by punting a boat
He was very apt at this work
But, being a bit of a jerk
He thought he owned most of that moat!

There is always one in life whom stands out

There is always one in life who stands out
A bit of a show-off ,no doubt

There is always one in life who stands out
A bit of a show-off ,no doubt
Then real life comes along

changing his song

There is always one in life who stands out
A bit of a show-off ,no doubt
Then real life comes along
Changing his song
And it’s no good starting to pout

There was a young lad called Sandy

Welcome labazs ?.Enjoy the game.

There was a young lad called Sandy
With a toolkit he was very handy

There was a young lad called Sandy
With a toolkit he was very handy
To produce a work of art

There was a young lad called Sandy
With a toolkit he was very handy
To produce a work of art
He used a horse and cart

There was a young lad called Sandy
With a toolkit he was very handy
To produce a work of art
He used a horse and cart
And his artwork looked really quite dandy.

I once had a dream about flying

I once had a dream about flying
The world beneath I was espying

I once had a dream about flying
The world beneath I was espying
Rivers, forests and mountains,

I once had a dream about flying
The world beneath I was espying
Rivers, forests and mountains,
Those well hidden fountains

I once had a dream about flying
The world beneath I was espying
Rivers, forests and mountains,
Those well hidden fountains
The beauty started me crying!!

I wish I could go back in time

I wish I could go back in time
And visit some forebears of mine

I wish I could go back in time
And visit some forebears of mine
Opening wide another view

I wish I could go back in time
And visit some forebears of mine
Opening wide another view
Bringing friends anew

I wish I could go back in time
And visit some forebears of mine
Opening wide another view
Bringing friends anew
Whilst sharing a fine glass of wine

The day is but done,evening befalls

The day is but done,evening befalls
What shall I do, before beddy-byes calls?

The day is but done,evening befalls
What shall I do, before beddy-byes calls?
Wash up the cups, put out the cat.

The day is but done,evening befalls
What shall I do, before beddy-byes calls?
Wash up the cups, put out the cat.
Refresh the front door welcome mat?

The day is but done,evening befalls
What shall I do, before beddy-byes calls?
Wash up the cups, put out the cat.
Refresh the front door welcome mat?
Or shall I emulsion the kitchen walls?

The world-cup is over, tennis is done

The world-cup is over, tennis is done
But Tour de France has only just begun

The world-cup is over, tennis is done
But Tour de France has only just begun
We're all sports mad, it must be the heat