LIMERICKS 5

I went to the market last week
Bought some spuds, some beans and a leek
Then later that day
I heard someone say
"Oh ducky, I've come over weak!"

So we went and we fetched him a chair

So we went and fetched him a chair
And with a great deal of care

So we went and fetched him a chair
And with a great deal of care
We brought him some water

So we went and fetched him a chair
And with a great deal of care
We brought him some water
Then sent for his daughter

So we went and fetched him a chair
And with a great deal of care
We brought him some water
Then sent for his daughter
Pushing away those that would stare

Whilst Medics were quickly on call

Whilst Medics were quickly on call
He sipped some sweet tea from a stall

Whilst Medics were quickly on call
He sipped some sweet tea from a stall
But happy to tell

Whilst Medics were quickly on call
He sipped some sweet tea from a stall
But happy to tell
He soon felt quite well

Whilst Medics were quickly on call
He sipped some sweet tea from a stall
But happy to tell
He soon felt quite well
And told us “I feel ten feet tall”.

But that’s not the end of this tale

But that’s not the end of this tale
Although he again felt a real male

But that’s not the end of this tale
Although he again felt a real male
Because later that night

But that’s not the end of this tale
Although he again felt a real male
Because later that night
He got into a fight

But that’s not the end of this tale
Although he again felt a real male
Because later that night
He got into a fight
Now we're raising the cash for his bail!

I met a braw lad on the ferry

Who had some morals but not many,
He stole a shiny green car,
Driving slow he didn’t get far,
But sad he should be, he was MERRY.

Shall I start next one Sparkly?

I once met a girl on a train

I once met a girl on a train
Pretty,but not much of a brain

I once met a girl on a train
Pretty,but not much of a brain
She rode past her station

I once met a girl on a train
Pretty,but not much of a brain
She rode past her station
So with no hesitation

I once met a girl on a train
Pretty,but not much of a brain
She rode past her station
So with no hesitation
She pulled the cord,tho` in vain

In early december all plans are laid

In early december all plans are laid
For a get-away holiday,booking is made

In early december all plans are laid
For a get-away holiday,booking is made
the packing is in hand

In early december all plans are laid
For a get-away holiday,booking is made
the packing is in hand
Granny's feeling grand

In early december all plans are laid
For a get-away holiday,booking is made
the packing is in hand
Granny's feeling grand
Let's hope that we are not delayed!!

My Christmas shopping and cards are done

My Christmas shopping and cards are done
I met the challenge and feel I’ve won

My Christmas shopping and cards are done
I met the challenge and feel I’ve won
Perhaps now a wee dram ?