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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Jangran99 Tue 26-Feb-19 09:51:57

A very strange lady from Leeds
Insisting on driving high speeds
Took a corner so fast

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henetha Tue 26-Feb-19 10:04:38

A very strange lady from Leeds
Insisting on driving high speeds
Took a corner so fast
That she yelled "Dam and Blast"!

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Panache Tue 26-Feb-19 11:35:21

A very strange lady from Leeds
Insisting on driving high speeds
Took a corner so fast
That she yelled "Dam and Blast"!
That really was not shown on the deeds!

A yellow coupe quickly sped to her aid

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-Feb-19 12:14:29

I'll dig you out with my spade

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henetha Wed 27-Feb-19 10:45:24

A yellow coupe quickly sped to her aid
I'll dig you out with my spade
Said a hunky young man

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Panache Wed 27-Feb-19 14:53:40

A yellow coupe quickly sped to her aid
I'll dig you out with my spade
Said a hunky young man
Checking out her golden tan!

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MissAdventure Wed 27-Feb-19 15:34:13

A yellow coupe quickly sped to her aid
I'll dig you out with my spade
Said a hunky young man
Checking out her golden tan!
'Sunkissed brown' (number 2) was her shade.

"I wonder" he said "if you'd like...."

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Bellanonna Wed 27-Feb-19 16:28:00

I wonder" he said "if you'd like...."
A spin on my lovely new bike

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Jangran99 Wed 27-Feb-19 19:13:41

I wonder" he said "if you'd like...."
A spin on my lovely new bike
“In your dreams”! she replied

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henetha Thu 28-Feb-19 11:08:06

I wonder" he said "if you'd like...."
A spin on my lovely new bike
“In your dreams”! she replied
"I'm a newly wed bride!"

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Panache Thu 28-Feb-19 14:02:17

I wonder" he said "if you'd like...."
A spin on my lovely new bike
“In your dreams”! she replied
"I'm a newly wed bride!"
"In fact I`d much prefer to hike!"

True to her word she took to the highway

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 28-Feb-19 14:05:26

"I wonder", he said "if you'd like
A spin on my lovely new bike?"
"In your dreams!" she replied
"I'm a newly wed bride!"
"Stop being a damn cheeky Tyke!"

"Oh no, there are hairs on my chin"

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Jangran99 Thu 28-Feb-19 15:08:31

Oh no, there are hairs on my chin"
So long I could get curlers in!

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travelsafar Fri 01-Mar-19 08:33:51

Oh no, there are hairs on my chin"
So long I could get curlers in!
Get the mirror and i'll pluck

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 01-Mar-19 09:52:42

Oh no there are hairs on my chin
So long I could get curlers in!
Get the mirror and I'll pluck
But I'm out of luck

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henetha Fri 01-Mar-19 10:48:50

Oh no there are hairs on my chin
So long I could get curlers in!
Get the mirror and I'll pluck
But I'm out of luck
So I'll grow a beard and call myself Kevin!

It's approaching the date for the Brexit

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FarNorth Fri 01-Mar-19 12:11:53

It's approaching the date for the Brexit
What will be on t'other side of the exit?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 01-Mar-19 12:46:51

It's approaching the date for the Brexit
What will be on t'other side of the exit?
Poor Theresa seems stuck

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FarNorth Fri 01-Mar-19 15:07:04

grin That's very tempting beigecardigans, but I'll leave it for someone else.

It's approaching the date for the Brexit
What will be on t'other side of the exit?
Poor Theresa seems stuck

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Jangran99 Fri 01-Mar-19 17:46:46

I’m chicken too Farnorthgrin

t's approaching the date for the Brexit
What will be on t'other side of the exit?
Poor Theresa seems stuck
They’re all running amok

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 02-Mar-19 08:42:58

It's approaching the date for Brexit
What will be on t'other side of the exit?
Poor Theresa seems stuck
They're all running amok
Damnation, J-C Juncker has hexed it.

That Jean-Claude Juncker's a wily old charmer

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henetha Sat 02-Mar-19 10:44:26

That Jean-Claude Juncker's a wily old charmer
It's time he retired and became a pig farmer

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 11:39:43

That Jean-Claude Juncker's a wily old charmer
It's time he retired and became a pig farmer
He knows about troughs and snouts

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Panache Sat 02-Mar-19 16:00:58

That Jean-Claude Juncker's a wily old charmer
It's time he retired and became a pig farmer
He knows about troughs and snouts
Though like `em all is full of doubts

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:08:36

That Jean-Claude Juncker's a wily old charmer
It's time he retired and became a pig farmer
He knows about troughs and snouts
Though like `em all is full of doubts
As for May, he’s done everything to harm ‘er

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