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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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BradfordLass72 Sun 07-Apr-19 06:02:39

The congregation couldn't help smiling
The thought in their minds most beguiling
The Pastor was laughing

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Apr-19 07:58:41

The congregation couldn't help smiling
The thought in their minds most beguiling
The Pastor was laughing
Too much ale he'd been quaffing

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henetha Sun 07-Apr-19 10:38:09

The congregation couldn't help smiling
The thought in their minds most beguiling
The Pastor was laughing
Too much ale he'd been quaffing
In the choir the jokes kept on piling!

A funny old lady from Dublin

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Bubbe Sun 07-Apr-19 10:51:34

Found a silver wisp on her chin

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Bubbe Sun 07-Apr-19 10:52:16

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin

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Panache Sun 07-Apr-19 11:18:31

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin
Pondering on how to trim

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Bubbe Sun 07-Apr-19 11:41:35

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin
Pondering on how to trim
So to be Gaelickly prim

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Apr-19 21:04:29

A funny old lady from Dublin
Found a silver wisp on her chin
Pondering on how to trim
So to be Gaelickly prim
Before she needed a hairpin!

I’ve recently started line dancin

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BradfordLass72 Sun 07-Apr-19 21:43:46

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'

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Bubbe Sun 07-Apr-19 21:57:00

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'
I hip and I hop

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Apr-19 22:18:05

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'
I hip and I hop
Yee haa, watch me bop??

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FarNorth Mon 08-Apr-19 00:43:11

I’ve recently started line dancin
It's cool, sort of cowgirlish prancin'
I hip and I hop
Yee haa, watch me bop??
My moves are completely entrancin'

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!

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Elrel Mon 08-Apr-19 01:09:40

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,

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Bubbe Mon 08-Apr-19 07:18:27

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits

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henetha Mon 08-Apr-19 10:10:52

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits
Sashaying around to all the hits

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Jangran99 Mon 08-Apr-19 23:13:58

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits
Sashaying around to all the hits
As I hit the floor with my chumba !???

I can't be too serious for long

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crazyH Mon 08-Apr-19 23:29:14

And next I'll be trying out Zumba!
Or maybe a hot Cuban Rumba,
All to the fore for jiggling my bits
Sashaying around to all the hits
As I hit the floor with my chumba !
I must admit I like the Jive

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Bubbe Tue 09-Apr-19 00:02:49

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song

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henetha Tue 09-Apr-19 10:06:11

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song
So just tickle me

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Panache Tue 09-Apr-19 10:31:29

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song
So just tickle me
Anywhere,feel free

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Bubbe Tue 09-Apr-19 19:01:48

I can't be too serious for long
Mega-giggles a day is my song
So just tickle me
Anywhere,feel free
And may every-day our merry mirth be strong.

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks

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henetha Wed 10-Apr-19 10:35:27

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks

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Panache Wed 10-Apr-19 10:45:30

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks
All night long he wriggles his way

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FarNorth Thu 11-Apr-19 00:10:18

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks
All night long he wriggles his way
With a bop and a cute sashay

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henetha Thu 11-Apr-19 10:14:28

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks
All night long he wriggles his way
With a bop and a cute sashay
But any day now he'll eat our hollyhocks!

I cannot abide slugs nor slimy snails

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