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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Juliet27 Sun 12-May-19 06:09:19

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly

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henetha Sun 12-May-19 11:35:50

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly
Without stopping up high

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Jangran99 Sun 12-May-19 15:48:09

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly
Without stopping up high
Using thermals to give them lifts.

I’m no animal lover, and yet..............

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Oldandverygrey Sun 12-May-19 17:13:48

I'm no animal lover, and yet
I would love a dog as a pet

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Jangran99 Sun 12-May-19 19:13:25

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse

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Juliet27 Sun 12-May-19 19:42:10

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse
An expense of course

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BradfordLass72 Mon 13-May-19 06:02:18

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse
An expense of course
Unless your profession is Vet

I've often wished I could fly...

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Juliet27 Mon 13-May-19 08:29:49

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh

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henetha Mon 13-May-19 10:20:28

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh,
To soar high as a kite

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Jangran99 Mon 13-May-19 12:24:31

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh,
To soar high as a kite
Would be sure to excite

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 13-May-19 17:08:34

I've often wished I could fly ...
I agree, I've said with a sigh
To soar high as a kite
Would be sure to excite
Roll out the magic carpet, let's try.

Bu what about a magic wand?

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Juliet27 Mon 13-May-19 19:13:44

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond

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henetha Tue 14-May-19 14:20:31

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond,
Maybe to Venus and back

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Oldandverygrey Tue 14-May-19 16:49:36

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond
Maybe to Venus and back
With my best friend Jack

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Juliet27 Tue 14-May-19 17:21:03

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond
Maybe to Venus and back
With my best friend Jack
Of whom you sound extremely fond.

I feel I’ve eaten far too much

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Bellanonna Tue 14-May-19 17:36:09

I feel I’ve eaten far too much
Ive been greedy, I do admit that much

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Oldandverygrey Tue 14-May-19 17:51:48

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full

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Jangran99 Tue 14-May-19 18:44:25

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full
My trouser zip I can’t pull

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FarNorth Tue 14-May-19 20:47:41

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full
My trouser zip I can’t pull
So I'll put on a kaftan, or such.

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"

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Jangran99 Tue 14-May-19 23:47:40

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring

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FarNorth Wed 15-May-19 06:59:10

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver

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Juliet27 Wed 15-May-19 07:04:49

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver
The plants all a-shiver

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Jangran99 Wed 15-May-19 08:31:55

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver
The plants all a-shiver
And Grandma's blood pressure is soaring!

But Grandpa, completely unknowing

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henetha Wed 15-May-19 10:15:45

But Grandpa, completely unknowing
Carried on and the volume kept growing

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FarNorth Wed 15-May-19 14:54:16

But Grandpa, completely unknowing
Carried on and the volume kept growing
Til Grandma, with venom,

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