LIMERICKS 6

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly
Without stopping up high

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly
Without stopping up high
Using thermals to give them lifts.

I’m no animal lover, and yet..............

I'm no animal lover, and yet
I would love a dog as a pet

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse
An expense of course

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse
An expense of course
Unless your profession is Vet

I've often wished I could fly...

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh,
To soar high as a kite

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh,
To soar high as a kite
Would be sure to excite

I've often wished I could fly ...
I agree, I've said with a sigh
To soar high as a kite
Would be sure to excite
Roll out the magic carpet, let's try.

Bu what about a magic wand?

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond,
Maybe to Venus and back

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond
Maybe to Venus and back
With my best friend Jack

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond
Maybe to Venus and back
With my best friend Jack
Of whom you sound extremely fond.

I feel I’ve eaten far too much

I feel I’ve eaten far too much
Ive been greedy, I do admit that much

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full
My trouser zip I can’t pull

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full
My trouser zip I can’t pull
So I'll put on a kaftan, or such.

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver
The plants all a-shiver

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver
The plants all a-shiver
And Grandma's blood pressure is soaring!

But Grandpa, completely unknowing

But Grandpa, completely unknowing
Carried on and the volume kept growing

But Grandpa, completely unknowing
Carried on and the volume kept growing
Til Grandma, with venom,