LIMERICKS 6

But my cousin who comes from Leicester
Says "Do not allow this to fester"
Just a short, sharp shock
Then give them a wok
and they'll make a meal fit for a monster

Three brothers arrived from Cancun...

Three brothers arrived from Cancun...
They came to see Britain in June,

Three brothers arrived from Cancun...
They came to see Britain in June,
So ,despite the poor weather

Three brothers arrived from Cancun
They came to see Britain in June,
So despite the poor weather
They dressed up in leather

Three brothers arrived from Cancun
They came to see Britain in June,
So despite the poor weather
They dressed up in leather
And clogs from the finest wood hewn!

P'raps this wasn't the best destination

P'raps this wasn't the best destination
Unless you have a wild imagination

Three brothers arrived from Cancun
They came to see Britain in June,
So despite the poor weather
They dressed up in leather
and went to the local saloon

P'raps this wasn't the best destination
Unless you have a wild imagination
about someone visiting the zoo
and mixing 'Eau de Carnation' with 'Ale of Tarnation'
and then dozing off inside a loo!

A lazy cat was sleeping on my velvet chair......

willa we take a line each, that's the fun of it!?

P'raps this wasn't the best destination
Unless you have a wild imagination
Let's hope they had fun,

P'raps this wasn't the best destination
Unless you have a wild imagination
Let's hope they had fun,
Despite lack of sun,

P'raps this wasn't the best destination
Unless you have a wild imagination
Let's hope they had fun,
Despite lack of sun,
And continue their peregrination.

This country has lots to commend it

This country has lots to commend it
But sometimes we need to defend it

This country has lots to commend it
But sometimes we need to defend it
Less grumbling would help

This country has lots to commend it
But sometimes we need to defend it
Less grumbling would help
Moaners need a good skelp

This country has lots to commend it
But sometimes we need to defend it
Less grumbling would help
Moaners need a good skelp
If only our MPs could mend it.

History seemed so dull when at school

History seemed so dull when at school
But as an adult I find the subject cool

History seemed so dull when at school
But as an adult I find the subject cool
The events of past ages

History seemed so dull when at school
But as an adult I find the subject cool
The events of past ages
Of interest in pages

History seemed so dull when at school
But as an adult I find the subject cool
The events of past ages
Of interest in pages
Those heroes, and Lords of Misrule

Geography, those far destinations

Geography, those far destinations
Seem now so full of fascinations

Geography, those far destinations
Seem now so full of fascinations
I once went to Rhyl

(I was on the Pill!),

Geography, those far destinations
Seem now so full of fascinations
I once went to Rhyl
And enjoyed it until

Geography, those far destinations
Seem now so full of fascinations
I once went to Rhyl
And enjoyed it until
I realised the fairground was still.

How I wish I was sixteen again