LIMERICKS 6

Geography, those far destinations
Seem now so full of fascinations
I once went to Rhyl
And enjoyed it until
The rides had too many rotations

Rhyming pattern is AABBA crazy so your last line does not fit.smile

How I wish I was sixteen again

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,
But sadly I'm not

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,
But sadly I`m not,
And I care not a jot,

How I wish I was sixteen again
And developing an interest in men,
But sadly I`m not,
And I care not a jot,
Cause I'm happy in single-heaven

^Sorry should have started another. So here goes

There's ' a lot of fun to be had

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad

Just don't show your knickers

Sorry should have copied

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad
Just don't show your knickers

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad
Just don't show your knickers
Especially to vicars

There's a lot of fun to be had
If you think you're going mad
Just don't show your knickers
Especially to vicars
And to bishops it's especially bad

If only my legs were thinner

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?
I know that I should ignore that pud

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?
I know that I should ignore that pud
I'll find new ways to be such a sinner !

It's June and half way through the year

what happened to line 4?

If only my legs were thinner
Should I forego that TV dinner?
I know that I should ignore that pud
It's just so very hard to be good
I'll find new ways to be such a sinner !

It's June and half way through the year

It's June and half way through the year
I've spent my money on weed and beer

It's June and half way through the year
I've spent my money on weed and beer
So I'm happy but broke

It's June and half way through the year
I've spent my money on weed and beer
So I'm happy but broke
And I've not used coke

It`s June and halfway through the year
I`ve spent my money on weed and beer
So I`m happy but broke
And I`ve not used coke
So my mind is incredibly clear

However, my pleasures are few

However, my pleasure are few
And some fun is long overdue

However, my pleasure are few
And some fun is long overdue
So I went to the garden

However my pleasures are few
And some fun is long overdue
So I went to the garden
To watch the soil harden

However my pleasures are few
And some fun is long overdue
So I went to the garden
To watch the soil harden
It's certainly not beautiful Kew

However I'm not giving up

However I`m not giving up,
I`ve been out and bought a sweet pup,

However I`m not giving up,
I`ve been out and bought a sweet pup,
Who wiggles and widdles