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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jun-19 06:15:36

However I`m not giving up,
I`ve been out and bought a sweet pup,
Who wiggles and widdles
I’ll forgive all the tiddles

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Bellanonna Sat 01-Jun-19 08:06:16

However I`m not giving up,
I`ve been out and bought a sweet pup,
Who wiggles and widdles
I’ll forgive all the tiddles
And I've named her my dear Buttercup

John O’Groats to Lands End I shall hike

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FarNorth Sat 01-Jun-19 09:04:53

John O’Groats to Lands End I shall hike
Cos I never quite mastered a bike

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crazyH Sat 01-Jun-19 09:08:46

John O’Groats to Lands End I shall hike
Cos I never quite mastered a bike
It's going to be tough

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henetha Sat 01-Jun-19 09:43:36

John O’Groats to Lands End I shall hike
Cos I never quite mastered a bike
It's going to be tough
And my feet will get rough

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jun-19 09:51:08

John O’Groats to Lands End I shall hike
Cos I never quite mastered a bike
It's going to be tough
And my feet will get rough
But the scenery! What's not to like.

My neighbour's a marathon talker

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DameJudyClench Sat 01-Jun-19 11:24:18

My neighbour's a marathon talker
Today he came out with a corker

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jun-19 12:08:10

My neighbour's a marathon talker
Today he came out with a corker
"I'm really quite shy"

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DameJudyClench Sat 01-Jun-19 12:22:51

My neighbour's a marathon talker
Today he came out with a corker
"I'm really quite shy"
"A modest kind of guy"

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Bellanonna Sat 01-Jun-19 15:28:55

My neighbour's a marathon talker
Today he came out with a corker
"I'm really quite shy"
"A modest kind of guy"
Yeah, right! That’s a whopping great porker

(Porker round here = fib)

The people next door are a pain

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willa45 Sat 01-Jun-19 18:09:51

The people next door are a pain
They jump up and down in the rain

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crazyH Sat 01-Jun-19 18:15:55

The people next door are a pain
They jump up and down in the rain
If it wasn't for their see-through vests

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jun-19 18:50:37

The people next door are a pain
They jump up and down in the rain
If it wasn't for their see-through vests
Of which we have no interests

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willa45 Sat 01-Jun-19 22:39:48

The people next door are a pain
They jump up and down in the rain
If it wasn't for their see-through vests
Of which we have no interests
it's clear they don't have any shame

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willa45 Sat 01-Jun-19 22:43:15

A handsome young man on a dare

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jun-19 22:49:40

A handsome young man on a dare
Caught a train without paying his fare

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callgirl1 Sun 02-Jun-19 00:01:45

A handsome young man on a dare
Caught a train without paying his fare
When asked for his ticket

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BradfordLass72 Sun 02-Jun-19 04:30:15

A handsome young man on a dare
Caught a train without paying his fare
When asked for his ticket
He rudely said, 'Stick it!'

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 07:05:21

A handsome young man on a dare
Caught a train without paying his fare
When asked for his ticket
He rudely said, 'Stick it!'
So he now has a crime he must bare

I once had a tortoise that roamed

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Jun-19 07:25:10

I once had a tortoise that roamed
It was constantly being re-homed

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 08:20:30

I once had a tortoise that roamed
It was constantly being re-homed
But he just had a knack

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Bellanonna Sun 02-Jun-19 08:32:01

I once had a tortoise that roamed
It was constantly being re-homed
But he just had a knack
Always found his way back

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Jun-19 08:42:47

I once had a tortoise that roamed
It was constantly being re-homed
But he just had a knack
Always found his way back
At least he doesn't need combed!

Could someone advise me on diets

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henetha Sun 02-Jun-19 10:52:19

Could someone advise me on diets
Any tips or hints, don't keep quiet

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DameJudyClench Sun 02-Jun-19 11:03:14

Could someone advise me on diets
Any tips or hints, don't keep quiet
My slacks are too tight

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