Limericks 6

There's a would-be politician at the door
NO, I haven't the energy for more,
They're all much of a much

There's a would-be politician at the door
NO, I haven't the energy for more,
They're all much of a much
Promising us such and such

There's a would-be politician at the door
NO, I haven't the energy for more
They're all much of a much
Promising us such and such
Rude words out loud, should I roar?

This computer's got its knickers in a twist

(Thank you Jangran99)

There's a would-be politician at the door
NO, I haven't the energy for more,
He's down on his knees

(Oh, Ive got in a muddle I think.)

This computer's got it's knickers in a twist
Just like me, today my brain doesn't exist

This computer's got it's knickers in a twist
Just like me, today my brain doesn't exist
we all have those days,

This computer's got its knickers in a twist
Just like me, today my brain doesn't exist
We all have those days
My mind's in a haze

This computer's got its knickers in a twist
Just like me, today my brain doesn't exist
We all have those days
My mind's in a haze
And I wonder just how much I've missed.

I wonder - has THE baby been born?

I wonder - has THE baby been born?
I'm thrilled, but it makes some people yawn

I wonder - has THE baby been born?
I'm thrilled, but it makes some people yawn
We'll just have to wait

I wonder - has THE baby been born?
I'm thrilled, but it makes some people yawn
We'll just have to wait
In case it comes late

I wonder - has THE baby been born?
I'm thrilled, but it makes some people yawn
We'll just have to wait
In case it comes late
Perhaps some good news, come this morn'?

The big parties have taken quite a bashing

The big parties have taken quite a bashing
No surprise they’ve been given a thrashing

The big parties have taken quite a bashing
No surprise they’ve been given a thrashing
But will they take heed

The big parties have taken quite a bashing
No surprise they’ve been given a thrashing
But will they take heed
In the drive to succeed

The big parties have taken quite a bashing
No surprise they’ve been given a thrashing
But will they take heed
In the drive to succeed
I can see all our hopes will be dashing.

The weather this weekend will be cold

The weather this weekend will be cold
With the chance of some frost so we’re told

The weather this weekend will be cold
With the chance of some frost so we’re told
We’d thought summer was here

The weather this weekend will be cold
With the chance of some frost so we’re told
We’d thought summer was here
False alarm, that, I fear

The weather this weekend will be cold
With the chance of some frost so we’re told
We’d thought summer was here
False alarm, that, I fear
It does seem it’s been put on hold

I think I’m too tired to start a next line

I think I’m too tired to start a next line
What's wrong with that one ,it'll do fine

I think I’m too tired to start a next line
What's wrong with that one ,it'll do fine
You get a good night's sleep

I think I’m too tired to start a next line
What's wrong with that one ,it'll do fine
You get a good night's sleep
Counting thousands of sheep

I think I’m too tired to start a next line
What's wrong with that one ,it'll do fine
You get a good night's sleep
Counting thousands of sheep
I did and a good slumber was mine.

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz
I needed to chat to the dear boy because