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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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Juliet27 Sat 04-May-19 10:34:31

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz
I needed to chat to the dear boy because
I miss him so much

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 04-May-19 12:31:21

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz
I needed to chat to the dear boy because
I miss him so much
We must keep in touch

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Juliet27 Sat 04-May-19 12:46:24

Just been FaceTiming my son in Oz
I needed to chat to the dear boy because
I miss him so much
We must keep in touch
But can’t blame him for moving across

A large politician called Kim

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Jangran99 Sat 04-May-19 13:30:37

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him

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Juliet27 Sat 04-May-19 13:56:33

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him
He’ll create a blast

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Jangran99 Sat 04-May-19 20:24:23

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him
He’ll create a blast
Trump will be aghast

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Juliet27 Sat 04-May-19 22:45:20

A large politician called Kim
Thinks everything’s all about him
He’ll create a blast
Trump will be aghast
That the man has gone out on a limb.

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank

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Jangran99 Sat 04-May-19 23:05:48

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank

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BradfordLass72 Sun 05-May-19 01:14:01

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank
I need a strong coffee

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 07:00:25

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank
I need a strong coffee
As sweet as a toffee

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Bellanonna Sun 05-May-19 08:03:26

Oh dear, my mind has gone blank
I feel as thick as a plank
I need a strong coffee
As sweet as a toffee
I’m losing the plot to be frank

A strange man just knocked at my door

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 08:21:29

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 05-May-19 08:52:08

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more
I glared through the spy-hole

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henetha Sun 05-May-19 10:23:07

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more
I glared through the spy-hole
And there was a bean-pole

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 10:41:57

A strange man just knocked at my door
I'm expecting politicians no more
I glared through the spy-hole
And there was a bean-pole
I donated - he was looking so poor.

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 05-May-19 14:27:22

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen

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Jangran99 Sun 05-May-19 15:50:42

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen
They're pithy and clever

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grandtanteJE65 Sun 05-May-19 15:54:36

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen
They're pithy and clever,
Let's go on for ever

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Jangran99 Sun 05-May-19 15:58:18

Oh no, I'm starting a new one again!
For these verses I've got quite a yen
They're pithy and clever,
Let's go on for ever
I'm giving them ten out of ten?

My neighbour went on a blind date

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 17:37:07

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate

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Jangran99 Sun 05-May-19 18:51:54

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate
So when she met the fellow

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Juliet27 Sun 05-May-19 19:40:28

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate
So when she met the fellow
She was his at Hello

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-May-19 09:41:41

My neighbour went on a blind date
Though she's not sure she needed a mate
So when she met the fellow
She was his at hello
Let's just happily call it fate.

She isn't normally this reckless

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Juliet27 Mon 06-May-19 10:22:49

She isn't normally this reckless
So undecided and feckless

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henetha Mon 06-May-19 11:08:16

She isn't normally this reckless
So undecided and feckless
She married in haste

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