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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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Jangran99 Mon 06-May-19 12:48:34

She isn't normally this reckless
So undecided and feckless
She married in haste
To the altar she raced

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Juliet27 Mon 06-May-19 14:13:17

She isn't normally this reckless
So undecided and feckless
She married in haste
To the altar she raced
Being promised his mother's gold necklace

Whilst walking in the woods today

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Bellanonna Mon 06-May-19 20:07:53

Whilst walking in the woods today
I realised I’d then lost my way

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Juliet27 Mon 06-May-19 22:08:54

Whilst walking in the woods today
I realised I’d then lost my way
It grew so dark

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Elrel Mon 06-May-19 22:54:22

Whilst walking in the woods today
I realised I’d then lost my way
It grew so dark
Then I followed a spark

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Jangran99 Mon 06-May-19 23:30:28

Whilst walking in the woods today
I realised I’d then lost my way
It grew so dark
Then I followed a spark
A glow-worm had come out to play.

It's time that I was fast asleep

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vissos Tue 07-May-19 00:44:03

It's time that I was fast asleep
Said Larry to Little Bo Peep

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BradfordLass72 Tue 07-May-19 02:58:54

It's time that I was fast asleep
Said Larry to Little Bo Peep
Now don't get ideas

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Juliet27 Tue 07-May-19 06:19:45

It's time that I was fast asleep
Said Larry to Little Bo Peep
Now don't get ideas
Don’t get out those shears

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-May-19 08:40:59

It's time that I was fast asleep
Said Larry to Little Bo Peep
Now don't get ideas
Don't get out those shears
If you snip off my tresses I'll weep.

It's time I went on an economy drive

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Jangran99 Tue 07-May-19 08:45:09

It's time I went on an economy drive
A little less spend ,so savings thrive

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Jangran99 Tue 07-May-19 08:46:38

Sorry,mistake!
It's time I went on an economy drive
A little less spent,so savings thrive

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henetha Tue 07-May-19 10:44:57

It's time I went on an economy drive
A little less spent,so savings thrive
So I'll cut up my cards

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Jangran99 Tue 07-May-19 15:20:54

It's time I went on an economy drive
A little less spent,so savings thrive
So I'll cut up my cards
And I’ll need bodyguards

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-May-19 10:02:22

It's time I went on an economy drive
A little less spent, so savings thrive
So I'll cut up my cards
And I'll need bodyguards
They'll cost many pounds, much more than five.

I need to become a millionaire

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henetha Wed 08-May-19 10:21:39

I need to become a millionaire
I've always been poor, it just isn't fair

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Juliet27 Wed 08-May-19 17:35:11

I need to become a millionaire
I've always been poor, it just isn't fair
It's not lack of trying

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Jangran99 Wed 08-May-19 18:59:39

I need to become a millionaire
I've always been poor, it just isn't fair
It's not lack of trying
Lotto tickets I’ve been buying

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Juliet27 Wed 08-May-19 19:39:09

I need to become a millionaire
I've always been poor, it just isn't fair
It's not lack of trying
Lotto tickets I’ve been buying
But I never manage even a pair.

A pretty young girl from Nepal

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Jangran99 Wed 08-May-19 22:51:59

A pretty young girl from Nepal
Was longing to go to a ball

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vissos Thu 09-May-19 00:36:33

A pretty young girl from Nepal
Was longing to go to a ball
She saved up for a dress

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BradfordLass72 Thu 09-May-19 05:13:56

A pretty young girl from Nepal
Was longing to go to a ball
She saved up for a dress
But then had to confess

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Bellanonna Thu 09-May-19 08:00:27

A pretty young girl from Nepal
Was longing to go to a ball
She saved up for a dress
But then had to confess
She had no wish to go there at all

An elderly lady from Lee

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 09-May-19 09:37:55

An elderly lady from Lee
Loved to go swimming in the sea

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henetha Thu 09-May-19 10:31:49

An elderly lady from Lee
Loved to go swimming in the sea
But, out of her depth one day

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