Limericks 6

The moorland, such a picture of heather
A bright purple haze amidst rainy weather,
But if you fall in a bog

The moorland, such a picture of heather
A bright purple haze amidst rainy weather,
But if you fall in a bog
With the area smothered in fog

The moorland, such a picture of heather
A bright purple haze amidst rainy weather
But if you fall in a bog
With the area smothered in fog
You'll get to the end of your tether.

I've been told that I drink too much tea

I've been told that I drink too much tea,
Is this why I endlessly wee?

I've been told that I drink too much tea,
Is this why I endlessly wee?
I don't know, suppose it might be,

I've been told that I drink too much tea,
Is this why I endlessly wee?
I don't know, suppose it might be,
I guess there is one way to see,

I've been told that I drink too much tea
Is this why I endlessly wee?
I don't know, suppose it might be
I guess there's one way to see
Make an 'in' and 'out' chart - that's the key.

The Spice Girls are back in the news

The Spice Girls are back in the news
They seem to be singing the blues

The Spice Girls are back in the news
They seem to be singing the blues
Laughing all the way to the bank

The Spice Girls are back in the news
They seem to be singing the blues
Laughing all the way to the bank
So it's us they should thank

The Spice Girls are back in the news
They seem to be singing the blues
Laughing all the way to the bank
So it's us they should thank
For all their rich pickings and a cruise!

The mere thought of a cruise right now

The mere thought of a cruise right now
The sea, luxury cabin and chow

The mere thought of a cruise right now
The sea, luxury cabin and chow
Far away from chilly Britain

The mere thought of a cruise right now
The sea, luxury cabin and chow
Far away from chilly Britain
Still wearing a wollen mitten

The mere thought of a cruise right now
The sea, luxury cabin and chow
Far away from chilly Britain
Still wearing a woollen mitten
Let's get one booked, right now.

Gosh, these limerick writers are so clever

Gosh, these limerick writers are so clever,
At least there are those that truly endeavour

Gosh, these limerick writers are so clever
At least there are those that truly endeavour
A few well chosen words

Gosh, these limerick writers are so clever
At least there are those that truly endeavour
A few well chosen words
Witty, perhaps absurd,

Gosh, these limerick writers are so clever
At least there are those that truly endeavour
A few well chosen words
Witty, perhaps absurd,
At least to try is better than never.

Poor Theresa, up the creek with no paddle

Poor Theresa, up the creek with no paddle
Like a jockey trying to race without a saddle

Poor Theresa, up the creek without a paddle
Like a jockey without a saddle
I''m so glad I'm not her

Poor Theresa, up the creek without a paddle
Like a jockey without a saddle
I''m so glad I'm not her
Hopes becoming a blur

Poor Theresa, up the creek without a paddle
Like a jockey without a saddle
I''m so glad I'm not her
Hopes becoming a blur
Why doesn't she skedaddle?

Olivia, an actor from Norwich,

Olivia, an actor from Norwich
Was exceedingly fond of porridge

Olivia, an actor from Norwich
Was exceedingly fond of porridge
Made the scots way