Limericks 6

Olivia, an actor from Norwich
Was exceedingly fond of porridge
Made the scots way
She ate it every day

Olivia, an actor from Norwich
Was exceedingly fond of porridge
Made the scots way
She ate it every day
but never, ever moved back to Norwich.

A fox had got into a box

A fox had got into a box
The kind with rusty locks

A fox had got into a box
The kind with rusty locks
With a bang the lid shut

A fox had got into a box
The kind with rusty locks
With a bang the lid shut
Reynard was in a rut

A fox had got into a box
The kind with rusty locks
With a bang the lid shut
Reynard was in a rut
But got out when kids heard his knocks.

A woman dyed her long locks

A woman dyed her long locks
Shocking pink streaks, hey, it rocks!

A woman dyed her long locks
Shocking pink streaks, hey, it rocks!
She resembles a flamingo

A woman dyed her long locks
Shocking pink streaks, hey. it rocks!
She resembles a flamingo
That's very trendy, by Jingo!

A woman dyed her long locks
Shocking pink streaks, hey. it rocks!
She resembles a flamingo
That's very trendy, by Jingo!
Also chosing to wear stripey pink socks!

To be "in" was her one great desire

To be 'in' was her one great desire
For surely no pleasure could be higher

To be 'in' was her one great desire
For surely no pleasure could be higher
'Celebrity' status she craved

To be 'in' was her one great desire
For surely no pleasure could be higher
'Celebrity' status she craved
'Look at me, look at me', she raved

To be 'in' was her one great desire
For surely no pleasure could be higher
'Celebrity' status she craved
'Look at me, look at me', she raved
As her cap she set at the local squire!

This squire with a mill to call his own

This squire with a mill to call his own
Decided to build her a throne

This squire with a mill to call his own
Decided to build her a throne
In glory you will sit

This squire with a mill to call his own
Decided to build her a throne
In glory you will sit
Unless we two do split

This squire with a mill to call his own
Decided to build her a throne
In glory you will sit
Unless we two do split
Then I won't even throw you a bone.

Her brother-in-law lived in Kentucky

Her brother-in-law lived in Kentucky
He kept loads of horses, that's plucky

Her brother-in-law lived in Kentucky
He kept loads of horses, that's plucky
It rains a lot in that State

Her brother-in-law lived in Kentucky
He kept loads of horses, that's pluck
It rains a lot in that State
Which is something I hate

Her brother-in-law lived in Kentucky
He kept loads of horses, that's plucky
It rains a lot in that State
Which is something I hate,
Cleaning the stables is ever so mucky.

So she went on the train to New York

So she went on the train to New York
and bought there a pound of chopped pork,

So she went on the train to New York
and bought there a pound of chopped pork,
Ideas of some edible delights

So she went on the train to New York
and bought there a pound of chopped pork
Ideas of some edible delights
Huge frankfurters, the sights