Limericks 6

Even I'm excited about tomorrow's match
I hope I'll be able to make a catch

Even I'm excited about tomorrow's match
I hope I'll be able to make a catch
Not watching tennis at all

Even I'm excited about tomorrow's match
I hope I'll be able to make a catch
Not watching tennis at all
As I'll be watching football

Even I`m excited about tomorrow`smatch
I hope I`ll be able to make a catch
Not watching tennis at all
As I`ll be watching football
As exciting as watching eggs hatch

My granddaughter works at the Bingo

My granddaughter works at the Bingo
She's learning its interesting lingo

My granddaughter works at the Bingo
She`s learning it`s interesting lingo
Clickety click sixty six

My granddaughter works at the Bingo
She`s learning it`s interesting lingo
Clickety click sixty six
Twenty six pick & mix

My Grandmother works at the Bingo
She’s learning its interesting lingo
Clicker click, sixty six
Twenty six pick and mix
But sadly there’s no call for Ringo

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!
Of course, quite untrue

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!
Of course, quite untrue
But he does know Dr.Who

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!
Of course, quite untrue
But he does know Dr.Who
And also the Horrible Hagar

My grandad told wonderful stories

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories
Some of them were quite far fetched

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories
Some of them were quite far fetched
The truth was quite stretched

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories
Some of them were far fetched
The truth was quite stretched
All ended with his great victories.

I wish I'd looked after my feet

I wish I’d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat

I wish I’d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat
Years of stiletto heels

I wish I’d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat
Years of stiletto heels
And shoes bought in deals

I wish I`d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat
Years of stiletto heels
And shoes bought in deals
From a man with a stall on the street

It was my birthday today

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way
Another mile on the clock

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way
Another mile on the clock
Maybe time to take stock

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way
Another mile on the clock
Maybe time to take stock
Many happy returns of the day.

Two football teams in Madrid

Two football teams in Madrid
I bet on Liverpool with a few quid