Limericks 6

I’ve never been fond of hats
And much prefer heels to flats
My dress style's informal

I`ve never been fond of hats
And much prefer heels to flats
My dress style`s informal
They say I`m not normal

I`ve never been fond of hats
And much prefer heels to flats
My dress style`s informal
They say I`m not normal
I think I'll just stick to herding cats

dameJudy in the absence of your first line I’ll start one for you

There was a young lady from Wells

Thanks Juliet27

There was a young lady from Wells
Who had a penchant for unusual smells

There was a young lady from Wells
Who had a penchant for unusual smells
Her nasal passages

There was a young lady from Wells
Who had a penchant for unusual smells
Her nasal passages
Gave false messages

There was a young lady from Wells
Who had a penchant for unusual smells
Her nasal passages
Gave false messages
She always thought Cognac was Bells

I'm not a great drinker myself

I'm not a great drinker myself
The bottle can stay on the shelf

I'm not a great drinker myself
The bottle can say on the shelf
But the occasional beer

I'm not a great drinker myself
The bottle can say on the shelf
But the occasional beer
Brings other half cheer

I'm not a great drinker myself
The bottle can say on the shelf
But the occasional beer
Brings other half cheer
But doesn't do much for their health

I never thought much of New York

I never thought much of New York
Although I liked their pastrami and pork

I never thought much of New York
Although I liked their pastrami and pork
The bugs in the bed

I never thought much of New York
Although I liked their pastrami and pork
The bugs in the bed
Turn my skin bright red

I never thought much of New York
Although I liked their pastrami and pork
The bugs in the bed
Turn my skin bright red
I stopped traffic when I used the crosswalk

I've a funny old pain in my hip

I've a funny old pain in my hip
Before ops mine was giving me gyp

Trying again...(flows better!)

I've a funny old pain in my hip
Before an op mine gave me gyp

I've a funny old pain in my hip
Before an op mine gave me gyp
Now I dance like Astaire

I've a funny old pain in my hip
Before an op mine gave me gyp
Now I dance like Astaire
With never a care

I've a funny old pain in my hip
Before an op mine gave me gyp
Now I dance like Astaire
With never a care
And in the gym I really let rip.

You should see me in my leotard

You should see me in my leotard
It’s at doing Zumba that I’ve starred

You should see me In my leotard
It’s at doing Zumba they I’ve Starred
My merengue march

You should see me in my leotard
It`s at doing Zumba that I`ve starred
My merengue march
With my knickers full of starch

You should see me in my leotard
It`s at doing Zumba that I`ve starred
My merengue march
With my knickers full of starch
Is a wonder I've not been barred!

Even I'm excited about tomorrow's match