Limericks 6

This chappie once asked me to dance
Over the dance floor shall we prance?
He was light on his feet

This chappie once asked me to dance
Over the dance floor shall we prance?
He was light on his feet
But not too discreet

This chappie once asked me to dance
Over the dance floor shall we prance?
We twisted and jived

This chappie once asked me to dance
Over the dance floor shall we prance?
He was light on his feet
But not too discreet
I spent the rest of the night in a trance!

There once was a gymnast from Bath

There once was a gymnast from Bath
Who did cartwheels all down the path

There once was a gymnast from Bath
Who did cartwheels all down the path
His double back flips

There once was a gymnast from Bath
Who did cartwheels all down the path
His double back flips
Must have hurt both his hips

There once was a gymnast from Bath
Who did cartwheels all down the path
His double back flips
Must have hurt both his hips
Poor man couldn't contain his wrath

He decided to increase his training

He decided to increase his training
Unless he could see it was raining

He decided to increase his training
Unless he could see it was raining
Then he'd jump up and down

He decided to increase his training
Unless he could see it was raining
Then he'd jump up and down
Wearing flippers and a crown

He decided to increase his training
Unless he could see it was raining
Then he'd jump up and down
With a grunt and a frown

He decided to increase his training
Unless he could see it was raining
Then he'd jump up and down
With a grunt and a frown
Till every muscle was straining!

There was a young man called Sam

There was a young man called Sam
Who, by way of a living, sold jam

There was a young man called Sam
Who, by way of a living, sold jam
On each market day

There was a young man called Sam
Who, by way of a living, sold jam
On each market day
He'd persuasively say

There was a young man called Sam
Who, by way of a living, sold jam
On each market day
He`d persuasively say
"Come on, take some home for your mam".

But her mam only liked jam with damson

But her mam only liked jam with Damson
Sold by her friend, Sam’ son

But her man only liked jam with damson
Sold by her friend, Sam'son
It was lovely and fruity

But her mam only liked jam with damson
Sold by her friend, Sam'son
It was lovely and fruity
And made her feel hooty

But her mam only liked jam with damson
Sold by her friend, Samson
It was lovely and fruity
And made her feel hooty
So she went back to buy her man some.

Her man enjoyed his jam butty

Her man enjoyed his jam butty
She didn't like it, she thought he was nutty

Her man enjoyed his jam butty
She didn't like it, she thought he was nutty
She'd rather have crumpets

Her man enjoyed his jam butty
She didn't like it, she thought he was nutty
She'd rather have crumpets
With a fanfare of trumpets

Her man enjoyed his jam butty
She didn't like it, she thought he was nutty
She'd rather have crumpets
With a fanfare of trumpets
Than something that tasted like putty

I wish that I liked housework