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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jun-19 19:32:32

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it's something I shirk

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Juliet27 Fri 07-Jun-19 22:03:01

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it's something I shirk
I’ll pick up a duster

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Jangran99 Fri 07-Jun-19 22:08:38

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it's something I shirk
I’ll pick up a duster
That's all I can muster

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callgirl1 Fri 07-Jun-19 23:52:31

I wish that I liked housework
Instead it`s something I shirk
I`ll pick up a duster
That`s all I can muster
A cleaner would be a nice perk

She could start by cleaning the loo

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crazyH Fri 07-Jun-19 23:59:25

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo (sorry)

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jun-19 06:22:04

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo (sorry)
That's first on my list

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Jun-19 07:04:42

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo (sorry)
That's first on my list
That mustn't be missed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 08-Jun-19 09:31:18

She could start by cleaning the loo
To the point where there's no hint of poo
That's first on my list
That mustn't be missed
And then there are more enjoyable things to do.

I'm looking forward to the giant crossword

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Oldandverygrey Sat 08-Jun-19 11:51:40

I'm looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete Nerd

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henetha Sat 08-Jun-19 15:56:25

I'm looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete Nerd
General knowledge ok, not cryptic

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Flossieturner Sat 08-Jun-19 16:30:13

I am looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete nerd
General knowledge, ok not cryptic
Or looking for the spelling of tryptych

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Jun-19 18:44:07

I am looking forward to the giant crossword
And in order not to look a complete nerd
General knowledge, ok not cryptic
Or looking for the spelling of tryptych
With a martini which is shaken, not stirred.

I enjoy all these fun games on Gransnet

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 08-Jun-19 21:19:30

I enjoy all the fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet

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crazyH Sat 08-Jun-19 21:26:06

I enjoy all the fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet
I find that I'm failing

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jun-19 21:46:40

I enjoy all the fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet
I find that I'm failing
Solutions not nailing

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Jun-19 23:55:33

I enjoy all these fun games on Gransnet
I'm supposed to have brains, but yet
I find that I'm failing
Solutions not nailing
No matter, many virtual pals I've met!

I've kept-up with friends from our school

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crazyH Sun 09-Jun-19 00:10:04

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule

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Bellanonna Sun 09-Jun-19 08:25:06

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We email and ‘phone

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jun-19 08:26:20

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We remember those days

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Jun-19 09:38:11

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We remember those days
Although mine in a haze

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henetha Sun 09-Jun-19 10:21:17

I've kept-up with friends from our school
Those like me who followed the rule
We remember those days
Although mine in a haze
But I think I was the classroom fool.

There was a headmaster from Bath

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 09-Jun-19 16:42:38

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?"

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jun-19 16:46:40

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?
I'll give you detention

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DameJudyClench Sun 09-Jun-19 17:17:43

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?
I'll give you detention
For things I can't mention

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Jangran99 Sun 09-Jun-19 17:52:06

There was a headmaster from Bath
Who'd ask, "Are you having a laugh?
I'll give you detention
For things I can't mention
So don't go risking my wrath!

What were the happiest days of your life

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