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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 08:53:38

Well. he thought, I`ll just get a job
Let`s face it, I need to earn a few bob,
But my skills they are few
So what can I do

henetha Sat 15-Jun-19 09:53:38

Well. he thought, I`ll just get a job
Let`s face it, I need to earn a few bob,
But my skills they are few
So what can I do
But lounge around town like a slob.

But the job centre forced him to work

BradfordLass72 Sat 15-Jun-19 10:27:19

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk

Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 10:48:36

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk
But not for this guy

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 11:40:15

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk
But not for this guy
Didn't even try

Bellanonna Sat 15-Jun-19 11:43:56

But the job centre forced him to work
For a millionaire - that was a perk
But not for this guy
Didn't even try
He was easily able to shirk

But his brother was willing and able

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 11:53:42

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table

Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 12:11:18

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough

Bellanonna Sat 15-Jun-19 12:22:18

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough
Though the going was tough

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 12:29:33

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough
To buy all the stuff

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 12:32:11

Sorry Bellablush

But his brother was willing and able
Any job that was there on the table
He soon made enough
Though the going was tough
To buy his own livery stable.

I love a day out at the races

2old4hotpants Sat 15-Jun-19 14:22:38

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 15-Jun-19 17:02:32

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces
When placing a bet

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 19:44:00

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces
When placing a bet
All fluttery I get

callgirl1 Sat 15-Jun-19 21:30:26

I love a day out at the races
In my top hat and spangly braces
When placing a bet
All fluttery I get
Hoping all my choices get good places

But the sadness I feel when I lose

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:13:19

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse

Bellanonna Sat 15-Jun-19 22:16:58

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot

Juliet27 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:24:20

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
As my choices aren't hot

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:26:53

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
But I don't care a jot

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:28:02

Sorry Julietblush

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
As my choices aren't hot

2old4hotpants Sat 15-Jun-19 22:41:33

But the sadness I feel when I lose
Has given me some time to muse
Now I’ve lost quite a lot
As my choices aren't hot
And my sole consolation is booze

My next door neighbour's very strange

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:49:43

My next door neighbour's very strange
He's something on the stock exchange

crazyH Sat 15-Jun-19 22:49:53

My next door neighbour's very strange
I've no doubt she's on the 'change'

crazyH Sat 15-Jun-19 22:52:04

Oops.......

Jangran99 Sat 15-Jun-19 22:55:25

Let's carry on with your line crazy?

My next door neighbour's very strange
I've no doubt she's on the 'change'

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