Limericks 6

Would you like to live in a castle?
Or would it be too much of a hassle?
There'll be too many rooms

Would you like to live in a castle?
Or would it be too much of a hassle?
There'll be too many rooms
You’d wear out your brooms

Would you like to live in a castle?
Or would it be too much of a hassle?
There'll be too many rooms
You’d wear out your brooms
Or you could wear a train with a tassel

The ball gowns of yore were divine

The ball gowns of yore were divine
Those luscious fabrics were so fine

The ball gowns of yore were divine
Those luscious fabrics were so fine
All taffeta and lace

The ball gowns of yore were divine
Those luscious fabrics were so fine
All taffeta and lace
As befits that place

The ball gowns of yore were divine
Those luscious fabrics were so fine
All taffeta and lace
As befits that place
Because really I am so refined.

My walking stick needs a fast motor

My walking stick needs a fast motor
I know why, you want to catch her

My walking stick needs a fast motor
I know why, you want to catch her
To give her some cash

My walking stick needs a fast motor
I know why, you want to catch her
To give her some cash
Now that may be rash

My walking stick needs a fast motor
I know why, you want to catch her
To give her some cash
Now that may be rash
Cause it maybe the wrong moniker

Why do people say "dress your age"

Why do people say, "dress your age"
It really puts me in a rage

Why do people say, "dress your age"
It really puts me in a rage
I’ll dress how I please

Why do people say, "dress your age"
It really puts me in a rage
I’ll dress how I please
And I’ll look the bees knees

Why do people say, "dress your age"
It really puts me in a rage
I’ll dress how I please
And I’ll look the bees knees
And those scoffers I will upstage

I'd like to be on Question Time

I'd like to be on Question Time
But I fear I will go out of line

I'd like to be on Question Time
But I fear I will go out of line
Some MPs drive me wild

I'd like to be on Question Time
But I fear I will go out of line
Some MPs drive me wild
I can really get riled

I'd like to be on Question Time
But I fear I will go out of line
Some MPs drive me wild
I can really get riled
So if offered, I’d better decline

A teenager decided one day

A teenager decided one day
That on his 18th birthday

A teenager decided one day
That on his 18th birthday
He'd buy a Porsche

A teenager decided one day
That on his 18th birthday
He'd buy a Porsche
Try some healthy borscht

A teenager decided one day
That on his 18th birthday
He'd buy a Porsche
Try some healthy borscht
Trouble is, how would he pay?

Well,he thought, I'll just get a job

Well. he thought, I`ll just get a job
Let`s face it, I need to earn a few bob,

Well. he thought, I`ll just get a job
Let`s face it, I need to earn a few bob,I
But my skills they are few