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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 10:24:46

Grannyknot - new start line ???

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Grannyknot Mon 17-Jun-19 12:38:55

Sorry!

There once was an old lady who was slow ...

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 12:42:48

There once was an old lady who was slow ...
Surely not.... is it someone I know?

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 12:55:46

There once was an old lady who was slow ...
Surely not.... is it someone I know?
I'll help if she's looking

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 13:01:42

There once was an old lady who was slow ...
Surely not.... is it someone I know?
I'll help if she's looking
I'll even do her booking

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 17-Jun-19 14:05:03

There once was an old lady who was slow ...
Surely not ... is it someone I know?
I'll help if she's looking
I'll even do her booking
Maybe she's lost her get up and go.

Mind you, that flirtatious fortune hunter in Frome

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henetha Mon 17-Jun-19 14:14:35

Mind you, that flirtatious fortune hunter in Frome
Who likes to dress up as a gigolo from Rome

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 14:31:10

Mind you, that flirtatious fortune hunter in Frome
Who likes to dress up as a gigolo from Rome
With his Innocenti Lambretta

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 14:35:01

Mind you, that flirtatious fortune hunter in Frome
Who likes to dress up as a gigolo from Rome
With his Innocenti Lambretta
He tried to attract her

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Grannyknot Mon 17-Jun-19 15:02:54

Mind you, that flirtatious fortune hunter in Frome
Who likes to dress up as a gigolo from Rome
With his Innocenti Lambretta
He tried to attract her
But she bottled it when she noticed his dome ...

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Grannyknot Mon 17-Jun-19 15:05:09

A loquacious lover, he had much to say

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 15:10:06

A loquacious lover, he had much to say
I got tired, so I kept him at bay

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2old4hotpants Mon 17-Jun-19 15:32:44

A loquacious lover, he had much to say
I got tired, so I kept him at bay
His voice was so shrill

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grandtanteJE65 Mon 17-Jun-19 15:34:24

A loquacious lover, he had much to say
I got tired, so I kept him at bay
His voice was so shrill
It made me quite ill

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trisher Mon 17-Jun-19 15:41:40

A loquacious lover, he had much to say
I got tired, so I kept him at bay
His voice was so shrill
It made me quite ill
And never left time to play.

I once set off on a cruise

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jun-19 15:48:16

I once set off on a cruise
Booked when I'd overdone booze!

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2old4hotpants Mon 17-Jun-19 16:12:01

I once set off on a cruise
Booked when I'd overdone booze!
I was sick every day

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 16:18:33

I once set off on a cruise
Booked when I'd overdone booze!
I was sick every day
When the ship started to sway

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Grannyknot Mon 17-Jun-19 17:11:12

I once set off on a cruise
Booked when I'd overdone booze!
I was sick every day
When the ship started to sway
I'm a woman with nothing to lose.

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Grannyknot Mon 17-Jun-19 17:13:04

A Gransnetter went off on a tangent

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 17:40:11

A Gransnetter went off on a tangent
She said she was going to a Pageant

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trisher Mon 17-Jun-19 17:52:25

A Gransnetter went off on a tangent
She said she was going to a Pageant
So she dressed as a nun

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 17:55:57

A Gransnetter went off on a tangent
She said she was going to a Pageant
So she dressed as a nun
Got some innocent fun

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Grannyknot Mon 17-Jun-19 18:00:38

A Gransnetter went off on a tangent
She said she was going to a Pageant
So she dressed as a nun
Got some innocent fun
And wondered where the time went.

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Grannyknot Mon 17-Jun-19 18:02:05

There once was an innocent granny

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