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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 18:07:51

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook cranny

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Bellanonna Mon 17-Jun-19 19:34:31

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook cranny
But I don’t know for what

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jun-19 19:51:19

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook & cranny
But I don’t know for what
Though she panicked a lot

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 20:42:48

There once was an innocent granny
Who searched every nook & cranny
But I don’t know for what
Though she panicked a lot
And then realised she had given it to Danny.

Just washed my hair, but low and behold

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 20:43:25

Should be lo and behold, I think. Feel free to correct me

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 21:01:13

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 21:39:52

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold
Frothed up so much

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Jun-19 21:50:09

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold
Frothed up so much
The bubbles were such

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 22:29:36

Just washed my hair, but lo and behold
The new shampoo that I was sold
Frothed up so much
The bubbles were such
Henceforth I shall not be so bold

Oh I wish I could have a new knee

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2old4hotpants Mon 17-Jun-19 22:33:17

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jun-19 22:33:58

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
It’s painfully arthritic you see

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jun-19 22:36:27

in a split second we added a line together!! Let’s go with yours 2old4hotpants

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Jun-19 22:37:07

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee

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crazyH Mon 17-Jun-19 22:58:11

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee
The one I have has past it's use-by date

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Grannyknot Tue 18-Jun-19 06:23:26

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee
The one I have has past it's use-by date
No other choice but to eliminate.

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Grannyknot Tue 18-Jun-19 06:25:06

Once upon a time in Limerick

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Jun-19 09:30:34

Oh I wish I could have a new knee
With a life long guarantee
The one I have has past its use by date
No other choice but to eliminate
But with a new one I could climb up that tree.

Once upon a time in Limerick

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Grannyknot Tue 18-Jun-19 09:36:12

Oops sorry beigecardi I thought I had to start a new line! Thanks for reposting mine smile - repeated below for ease!

Once upon a time in Limerick

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Jun-19 09:47:14

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick

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trisher Tue 18-Jun-19 10:14:29

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick
I fell for his charms

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henetha Tue 18-Jun-19 10:43:59

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick
I fell for his charms
Melted into his arms

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trisher Tue 18-Jun-19 12:12:19

Once upon a time in Limerick
I met a guy who was very slick
I fell for his charms
Melted into his arms
But his deodorant made me feel sick

I went on a holiday to Broadstairs

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Jun-19 12:22:05

I went on a holiday to Broadstairs
Alas, on the beach there were no chairs

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Grannyknot Tue 18-Jun-19 13:01:04

I went on a holiday to Broadstairs
Alas, on the beach there were no chairs
So I took off my hat
And on it I sat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Jun-19 16:16:25

I went on holiday to Broadstairs
Alas, on the beach there were no chairs
So I took off my hat
And on it I sat
I bravely ignored all the glares.

Then bumptious Bertie from Baldock

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