Limericks 6

There was a young bowler from Somerset
I'm almost sure he was a Vet
But I saw him with Nelly
They were buying a telly

There was a young bowler from Somerset
I'm almost sure he was a Vet
But I saw him with Nelly
They were buying a telly
There goes my chance of being wed.

I'm expecting an invitation today

I'm expecting an invitation today
For a drinks party overlooking the bay

I'm expecting an invitation today
For a drinks party overlooking the bay
Some celebs will be there

I'm expecting an invitation today
For a drinks party overlooking the bay
Some celebs will be there
But look at my hair!

I'm expecting an invitation today
For a drinks party overlooking the bay
Some celebs will be there
But look at my hair
Purple wig maybe - what do you say?

I'll be taking my autograph book

I`ll be taking my autograph book
You never know, I might be in luck,

I`ll be taking my autograph book
You never know, I might be in luck,
My favourite star could be there

I`ll be taking my autograph book
You never know, I might be in luck,
My favourite star could be there
To see him is rare

I'll be taking my autograph book
You never know, I might be in luck
My favourite star could be there
To see him is rare
I won't have to stay home and cook.

With his baseball cap on back to front

With his baseball cap on back to front
For the perfect style he’d had to hunt

With his baseball cap on back to front
For the perfect style he’d had to hunt
And if he's myopic

With his baseball cap on back to front
For the perfect style he’d had to hunt
And if he's myopic,
Has only one topic,

With his baseball cap on back to front
For the perfect style he’d had to hunt
And if he's myopic,
Has only one topic,
For celebrity fame - take a punt.

There was a young guy from Oban

There was a young guy from Oban
Who was an eager "Take That" fan

There was a young guy from Oban
Who was an eager "Take That" fan
His favourite was Gary

There was a young guy from Oban
Who was an eager "Take That" fan
His favourite was Gary
And did not have time to tarry

There was a young guy from Oban
Who was an eager "Take That " fan
His favourite was Gary
And did not time to tarry
As a front row seat was his plan.

In his Bermuda shorts he made haste

In his Bermuda shorts he made haste
But they weren`t in very good taste

In his Bermuda shorts he made haste
But they weren`t in very good taste
He was stopped at the door

In his Bermuda shorts he made haste
But they weren`t in very good taste
He was stopped at the door
By a burly matador

In his Bermuda shorts he made haste
But they weren`t in very good taste
He was stopped at the door
By a burly matador
Who said his attire was misplaced

There was a short laddie from

Sorry!!

In his Bermuda shorts he made haste
But they weren`t in very good taste
He was stopped at the door
By a burly matador
Who said his attire was misplaced

There was a short laddie from Bicester

There was a short laddie from Bicester
Who met a tall lassie from Manchester

CrazyH I hope you won’t mind me changing your line as Bicester pronunciation is ‘Bister’ . I know - British spelling is odd !!

There was a short laddie from Bicester
Who had a very tall sister