Limericks 6

So she went on the train to New York
and bought there a pound of chopped pork
Ideas of some edible delights
Huge frankfurters, the sights
A whirlwind tour, many bottles too uncork

With champers flowing as they bid farewell

With champers flowing as they bid farewell
"Cheers, chin, chin, this sure is swell"

With champers flowing as they bid farewell
"Cheers, chin, chin, this sure is swell"
As they boarded a liner

With champers flowing as they bid farewell
"Cheers, chin, chin, this sure is swell"
As they boarded a liner
Nothing could be finer

With champers flowing as they bid farewell
"Cheers, chin chin, this sure is swell"
As they boarded a liner
Nothing could be finer
If only the 'mal de mer' I could quell.

Aboard they met a hustler from Rome

Aboard they met a hustler from Rome
Ready to welcome those from "home"

Aboard they met a hustler from Rome
Ready to welcome those from 'home'
"Let's have fun in the casino"

Aboard they met a hustler from Rome
Ready to welcome those from 'home'
"Let's have fun in the casino"
"And drink some vintage vino"

Aboard they met a hustler from Rome
Ready to welcome those from 'home'
"Let's have fun in the casino"
"And drink some vintage vino"
Before deciding where next we shall roam

As the liner leaves Dock they begin to guess

As the liner leaves Dock they begin to guess
Follow the sun to the south, oh yes!

As the liner leaves Dock they begin to guess
Follow the sun to the south, oh yes!
Perhaps we'll circumnavigate

As the liner leaves Dock they begin to guess
Follow the sun to the south, oh yes!
Perhaps we'll circumnavigate
Coming back through yon gate

As the liner leaves Dock they begin to guess
Follow the sun to the south, oh yes!
Perhaps we'll circumnavigate
Coming back through yon gate
We've been all round the world. no less.

We met that handsome young Adonis from Bude

We met that handsome young Adonis from Bude
sadly he was clothed, we wanted him nude!

We met that handsome young Adonis from Bude
sadly he was clothed, we wanted him nude!
Ooh naughty, my giddy aunt!

We met that handsome young Adonis from Bude
sadly he was clothed, we wanted him nude!
Ooh naughty, my giddy aunt!
'Off with 'em' we began to chant

We met that handsome young Adonis from Bude
sadly he was clothed, we wanted him nude!
Ooh naughty, my giddy aunt!
'Off with 'em' we began to chant
We are human after all,just not at all crude!!!

To our great amazement he obeyed

To our great amazement he obeyed
He ripped off his kecks, they were jade

To our great amazement he obeyed
He ripped off his kecks, they were jade
He stopped at his knicks

To our great amazement he obeyed
He ripped off his kecks, they were jade
He stopped at his knicks
And did some high kicks

To our great amazement he obeyed
He ripped off his kecks, they were jade
He stopped at his knicks
And did some high kicks
The experience will now never fade!

There once was a lovely young lass

There once was a lovely young lass
So brainy, she was top of the class

There once was a lovely young lass
So brainy, she was top of the class
Her elocution just sublime

There once was a lovely young lass
So brainy, she was top of the class
Her elocution just sublime
And she used words which rhyme

There once was a lovely young lass
So brainy, she was top of the class
Her elocution just sublime
And she used words which rhyme
But at maths she was simply just crass!

However so determined to learn