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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Bubbe Mon 08-Jul-19 07:50:41

I think I'll take up gymnastics
Break a sweat with some super-hero tricks

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BradfordLass72 Mon 08-Jul-19 08:59:46

I think I'll take up gymnastics
Break a sweat with some super-hero tricks
I will lift half a ton

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Jul-19 10:51:28

I think I'll take up gymnastics
Break a sweat with some super-hero tricks
I will lift half a ton
And when that is done

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Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 11:01:36

I think I'll take up gymnastics
Break a sweat with some super-hero tricks
I will lift half a ton
And when that is done
I'll lie face down and do ass tricks

I've been thinking of men quite a bit

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FarNorth Mon 08-Jul-19 11:14:45

I've been thinking of men quite a bit
It's because I'm a bit of a twit

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 12:34:13

I've been thinking of men quite a bit
It's because I'm a bit of a twit
There's no point in drooling

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Bubbe Mon 08-Jul-19 12:36:22

I've been thinking of men quite a bit
It's because I'm a bit of a twit
There's no point in drooling
Who am I fooling?

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Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 12:37:18

I've been thinking of men quite a bit
It's because I'm a bit of a twit
There's no point in drooling
Down there, it's not cooling

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Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 12:45:39

I've been thinking of men quite a bit
It's because I'm a bit of a twit
There's no point in drooling
Who am I fooling?
Not me or the rampant ra-bbit

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 12:58:23

New line Older?

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Olderthanmost Mon 08-Jul-19 14:46:36

I ley in my bed wide awake

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DameJudyClench Mon 08-Jul-19 14:57:55

I ley in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Jul-19 16:25:02

I lay in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake
Or a fat sausage roll

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 16:32:35

I lay in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake or a fat sausage roll
The fridge was empty

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Jangran99 Mon 08-Jul-19 16:39:08

I lay in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake
Or a fat sausage roll
I'd sell my soul

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2old4hotpants Mon 08-Jul-19 16:42:41

I lay in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake
Or a fat sausage roll
But weight loss is my goal

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Bubbe Mon 08-Jul-19 16:45:28

I lay in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake
Or a fat sausage roll
And the brandy I stole

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Bubbe Mon 08-Jul-19 16:45:55

oops and oops!

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2old4hotpants Mon 08-Jul-19 16:46:33

Sorry Jangran- back to yours:-

I lay in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake
Or a fat sausage roll
I'd sell my soul
But I won't give in until daybreak.

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 16:47:14

I lay in my bed wide awake
Craving a large piece of cake
Or a fat sausage roll
I'd sell my soul
And the devil, I'm sure he'll take

It's really getting too hot to handle

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2old4hotpants Mon 08-Jul-19 16:47:26

A man with many tattoos

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Jangran99 Mon 08-Jul-19 16:49:22

grin
Next line 2oldwink

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crazyH Mon 08-Jul-19 16:49:58

Sorry 2old....pressed post and only then saw yours

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Jangran99 Mon 08-Jul-19 16:51:22

A man with many tattoos
Was finding it hard to choose

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DameJudyClench Mon 08-Jul-19 16:52:29

A man with many tattoos
Decided to go on a cruise

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