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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 17:10:14

A girl with a very small chest
Thought a wardrobe would be best

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crazyH Tue 09-Jul-19 18:32:43

A girl with a very small chest
Thought a wardrobe would be best
So she went ahead

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Grannycool52 Tue 09-Jul-19 18:56:02

A girl with a very small chest
Thought a wardrobe would be best
So she went ahead
Put it by the bed

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crazyH Tue 09-Jul-19 19:23:19

A girl with a very small chest
Thought a wardrobe would be best
So she went ahead
Put it by the bed
And I'll let you imagine the rest !!

My boyfriend thought a lot of me

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 21:13:46

I looked up at the ceiling today
Bought me a brand new Saree

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 21:14:35

My boyfriend thought a lot of me
Bought me a brand new Saree

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 21:26:17

My boyfriend thought a lot of me
Bought me a brand new Saree
He should let me choose

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FarNorth Tue 09-Jul-19 21:43:22

My boyfriend thought a lot of me
Bought me a brand new Saree
He should let me choose
His taste is no use

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 22:12:03

My boyfriend thought a lot of me
Bought me a brand new Saree
He should let me choose
His taste is no use
But it covers up my bad knee

My wife has just gone up to bed

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jul-19 22:16:37

My wife has just gone up to bed
The kids' stories have to be read

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 22:31:46

My wife has just gone up to bed
The kids' stories have to be read
Life is such fun

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Grany Tue 09-Jul-19 22:33:22

My wife has just gone up to bed
The kids' stories have to be read
Life is such fun
I'm enjoying my rum

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Olderthanmost Tue 09-Jul-19 23:13:30

My wife has just gone up to bed
The kids' stories have to be read
Life is such fun
I'm enjoying my rum
But too much will go to my head

A happy old trucker from Leeds

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 00:22:12

A happy old trucker from Leeds
Loved to wear several long strings of beads

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Amagran Wed 10-Jul-19 00:25:28

A happy old trucker from Leeds
Was a man with curious needs

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 00:28:54

A happy old trucker from Leeds
Loved to wear several long strings of beads

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BradfordLass72 Wed 10-Jul-19 06:17:54

A happy old trucker from Leeds
Loved to wear several long strings of beads
With her red brocade gown

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Bellanonna Wed 10-Jul-19 08:06:29

A happy old trucker from Leeds
Loved to wear several long strings of beads
With her red brocade gown
That she’d bought in Cape Town

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Grannycool52 Wed 10-Jul-19 08:40:43

A happy old trucker from Leeds
Loved to wear several long strings of beads
With her read brocade gown
That she'd bought in Capetown
And her jacket of multiple tweeds

She thinks she's an icon of fashion

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 08:45:31

She thinks she's an icon of fashion
She chooses her clothes with a passion

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FarNorth Wed 10-Jul-19 08:56:52

She thinks she's an icon of fashion
She chooses her clothes with a passion
Ignores all the trends

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 08:58:46

She thinks she's an icon of fashion
She chooses her clothes with a passion
From Harrods to Penneys

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Olderthanmost Wed 10-Jul-19 09:00:53

She thinks she's an icon of fashion
She chooses her clothes with a passion
Ignores all the trends
Laughs at her friends

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crazyH Wed 10-Jul-19 09:17:17

She thinks she's an icon of fashion
She chooses her clothes with a passion
Ignores all the trends
Laughs at her friends
Because they are on a ration.

Woke up this morning with a twinge

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Jul-19 09:20:08

Woke up this morning with a twinge
But crumbs, I don't want to whinge

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