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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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crazyH Sun 21-Jul-19 23:19:09

So she took some antacid tablets
Each evening before the sun sets
The aches didn't stop
And when caught on the hop
Imagine the mess in the toilets (sorry)

Why do the walls close in at night

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callgirl1 Sun 21-Jul-19 23:26:56

Why do the walls close in at night
Is it when the bed bugs start to bite?

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Marydoll Sun 21-Jul-19 23:45:52

Why do the walls close in at night?
Is it when the bed bugs start to bite?
I scratch my itch

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callgirl1 Sun 21-Jul-19 23:48:14

Why do the walls close in at night?
Is it when the bed bugs start to bite?
I scratch my itch,
Feel like a witch,

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Amagran Mon 22-Jul-19 00:47:51

Why do the walls close in at night?
Is it when the bed bugs start to bite?
I scratch my itch,
Feel like a witch,
I hope Hypnos calls before morning light

I wish procrastination was an Olympic sport

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FarNorth Mon 22-Jul-19 01:12:03

I wish procrastination was an Olympic sport
At winning gold I'd hold the fort

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Elrel Mon 22-Jul-19 03:32:53

I wish procrastination was an Olympic sport
At winning gold I'd hold the fort
I’m always open to distraction

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BradfordLass72 Mon 22-Jul-19 05:59:41

I wish procrastination was an Olympic sport
At winning gold I'd hold the fort
I’m always open to distraction
It's taken 5 days to get my reaction

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Bubbe Mon 22-Jul-19 07:35:16

I wish procrastination was an Olympic sport
At winning gold I'd hold the fort
I’m always open to distraction
It's taken 5 days to get my reaction
So much to think of, too many a-thought

She woke bright and early, all ready for the day

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DameJudyClench Mon 22-Jul-19 07:47:30

She woke bright and early, all ready for the day
Her lipstick applied and replete with hairspray

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Bellanonna Mon 22-Jul-19 09:12:06

She woke bright and early, all ready for the day
Her lipstick applied and replete with hairspray
But then the phone rang

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DameJudyClench Mon 22-Jul-19 09:59:33

She woke bright and early, all ready for the day
Her lipstick applied and replete with hairspray
But then the phone rang
Her bra strap went 'twang'

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henetha Mon 22-Jul-19 10:05:08

She woke bright and early, all ready for the day
Her lipstick applied and replete with hairspray
But then the phone rang
Her bra strap went 'twang'
When she was asked for a roll in the hay.

They're saying tomorrow will be hot

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FarNorth Mon 22-Jul-19 10:18:07

They're saying tomorrow will be hot
Though really I care not a jot

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Jul-19 11:23:18

They're saying tomorrow will be hot
Though really I care not a jot
So let's stay in good old Blighty

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Bubbe Mon 22-Jul-19 11:38:22

They're saying tomorrow will be hot
Though really I care not a jot
So let's stay in good old Blighty
To waft about politely

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jul-19 15:48:14

They're saying tomorrow will be hot
Though really I care not a jot
So let's stay in good old Blighty
To waft about politely
With our hankies tied up in a knot

A funny old man from Belfast

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Bellanonna Mon 22-Jul-19 15:58:16

A funny old man from Belfast
Reflected on misdeeds from his past

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DameJudyClench Mon 22-Jul-19 16:11:45

A funny old man from Belfast
Reflected on misdeeds from his past
While lost deep in thought

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Bubbe Mon 22-Jul-19 16:26:48

A funny old man from Belfast
Reflected on misdeeds from his past
While lost deep in thought
He was caught short

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willa45 Mon 22-Jul-19 16:50:56

A funny old man from Belfast
Reflected on misdeeds from his past
While lost deep in thought
He was caught short
and his foot ended up in a cast

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willa45 Mon 22-Jul-19 16:53:44

A Calico cat on a white picket fence

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jul-19 16:53:57

Next new start willa smile

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jul-19 16:54:22

A Calico cat on a white picket fence

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DameJudyClench Mon 22-Jul-19 17:15:19

A Calico cat on a white picket fence
Decided that life didn't make any sense

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