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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jul-19 14:00:34

There once was an island named Britain
On whom many a history’s been written
Of England and Wales

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callgirl1 Mon 22-Jul-19 17:51:50

There once was an island named Britain
On whom many a history`s been written
Of England and Wales
And old Scottish tales,

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jul-19 19:04:28

There once was an island named Britain
On whom many a history`s been written
Of England and Wales
And old Scottish tales,
From childhood I have been smittenU

There was a young laddie from Oban

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Grannycool52 Mon 22-Jul-19 19:17:21

There was a young laddie from Oban
Who tested his own haemoglobin

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crazyH Mon 22-Jul-19 19:18:00

There was a young laddie from Oban
Who rode into town in a rickety old van (sorry, don't know how Oban is pronounced)

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Jangran99 Mon 22-Jul-19 22:19:31

There was a young laddie from Oban
Who rode into town in a old van
He pulled on the brake

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crazyH Mon 22-Jul-19 22:31:19

There was a young laddie from Oban
Who rode into town in a old van
He pulled on the brake
A turning to take

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Jangran99 Tue 23-Jul-19 00:30:13

There was a young laddie from Oban
Who rode into town in a old van
He pulled on the brake
A turning to take
And nearly ran over the postman

Who yelled "You should really know better"

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crazyH Tue 23-Jul-19 00:49:02

Who yelled "You should really know better"
There's patience needed in delivering a letter

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Jangran99 Tue 23-Jul-19 02:20:30

Who yelled "You should really know better"
There's patience needed in delivering a letter
If I should fail

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henetha Tue 23-Jul-19 10:56:21

Who yelled "You should really know better"
There's patience needed in delivering a letter
If I should fail
I might go to jail

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crazyH Tue 23-Jul-19 11:39:46

Who yelled "You should really know better"
There's patience needed in delivering a letter
If I should fail
I might go to jail
And then who'll be there to greet her?

I saw a rainbow in the sky last week

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Amagran Tue 23-Jul-19 16:30:46

I saw a rainbow in the sky last week
A bird flew from it with gold in its beak

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grandtanteJE65 Tue 23-Jul-19 17:11:25

I saw a rainbow in the sky last week
A bird flew from it with gold in its beak
And a ferret in fog

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Jangran99 Tue 23-Jul-19 17:15:19

I saw a rainbow in the sky last week
A bird flew from it with gold in its beak
And a ferret in fog
And a mangy dog

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callgirl1 Tue 23-Jul-19 22:12:14

I saw a rainbow in the sky last week
A bird flew from it with gold in it`s beak
And a ferret in fog
And a mangy dog
And a gardener with his giant leek.

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callgirl1 Tue 23-Jul-19 22:12:53

It`s been extremely hot today

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Bellanonna Tue 23-Jul-19 22:20:53

It`s been extremely hot today
Too hot for me, I have to say

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Grannycool52 Tue 23-Jul-19 22:54:19

It's been extremely hot today
Too hot for me, I have to say
I had an iced lolly

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callgirl1 Tue 23-Jul-19 23:10:28

It`s been extremely hot today
Too hot for me, I have to say
I had an ice lolly
Feeling so jolly,

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crazyH Tue 23-Jul-19 23:28:43

It`s been extremely hot today
Too hot for me, I have to say
I had an ice lolly
Feeling so jolly,
I'll buy a freezer full - that's the way.

Should never have had that glass of wine

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Jangran99 Tue 23-Jul-19 23:53:02

Should never have had that glass of wine
My antics now are tomorrow's headline

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Bellanonna Tue 23-Jul-19 23:53:47

Should never have had that glass of wine
Especially as the glass was a German stein

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Bellanonna Tue 23-Jul-19 23:54:28

?
Should never have had that glass of wine
My antics now are tomorrow's headline

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BradfordLass72 Wed 24-Jul-19 02:08:39

Should never have had that glass of wine
My antics now are tomorrow's headline
I stood on my head

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