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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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crazyH Mon 19-Aug-19 23:51:43

There was an old vicar in Bray
Who, one day, lost his way.
He took out his collar

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callgirl1 Tue 20-Aug-19 00:02:48

There was an old vicar in Bray
Who, one day, lost his way,
He took out his collar
Which cost him a dollar,

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 00:11:20

There was an old vicar in Bray
Who, one day, lost his way,
He took out his collar
Which cost him a dollar,
And decided to throw it away.

The Bishop wasn't very happy

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FarNorth Tue 20-Aug-19 00:31:45

The Bishop wasn't very happy
And said "Vicar you're a silly chappy"

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BradfordLass72 Tue 20-Aug-19 00:45:31

The Bishop wasn't very happy
And said "Vicar you're a silly chappy"
Let's ignore all your woes

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 01:15:32

The Bishop wasn't very happy
And said "Vicar you're a silly chappy"
Let's ignore all your woes
We'll keep you on your toes

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Aug-19 08:38:42

The Bishop wasn't very happy
And said "Vicar you're a silly chappy"
Let's ignore all your woes
We'll keep you on your toes
Soon ,again, you'll be happy clappy

I remember my first day at school

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Grannycool52 Tue 20-Aug-19 08:44:58

The Bishop wasn't very happy
And said 'Vicar you're a silly happy
Let's ignore all your woes
We'll keep you on your toes
Your services are too happy-clappy.

You're a daft old codger, for sure

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Grannycool52 Tue 20-Aug-19 08:47:19

Oops, I was too late!

I remember my first day at school
I fell into the school swimming pool

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Aug-19 08:56:05

I remember my first day at school
I fell into the school swimming pool
I felt really daft

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 09:15:39

I remember my first day at school
I fell into the school swimming pool
I felt really daft
Everyone laughed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Aug-19 10:00:22

I remember my first day at school
I fell into the swimming pool
I felt really daft
Everyone laughed
Small children can be very cruel.

But lucky, only my pride was hurt

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FarNorth Tue 20-Aug-19 15:10:27

But lucky, only my pride was hurt
As I stood in my sopping wet skirt

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 16:55:32

But lucky, only my pride was hurt
As I stood in my sopping wet skirt
I decided there and then

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Aug-19 19:03:56

But lucky, only my pride was hurt
As I stood in my sopping wet skirt
I decided there and then
If I went swimming again

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 20:35:31

But lucky, only my pride was hurt
As I stood in my sopping wet skirt
I decided there and then
If I went swimming again
I'd take my huge teddybear nightshirt.

A nervous young boy called Paul

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FarNorth Tue 20-Aug-19 21:03:54

A nervous young boy called Paul
Had a daring friend named Saul

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 21:04:58

A nervous young boy called Paul
Had a daring friend named Saul
Together the climb a tree

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 21:53:18

A nervous young boy called Paul
Had a daring friend named Saul
Together the climb a tree
But Paul's gone for a wee

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 22:12:59

A nervous young boy called Paul
Had a daring friend named Saul
Together the climb a tree
But Paul's gone for a wee
Saul climbed the tree but let out a bawl

He fell from the tree to the ground

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crazyH Tue 20-Aug-19 22:53:04

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn't hear a sound

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FarNorth Tue 20-Aug-19 23:37:47

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn't hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 23:42:28

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn't hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
Poor Saul, he started to weep

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 20-Aug-19 23:43:00

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn't hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
Poor Paul, he started to weep

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callgirl1 Tue 20-Aug-19 23:43:48

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,

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