Limericks 8

I've decided I'm done with ironing
The iron keeps fusing my wiring
Creased shirts are cool
That’s now my rule
To much better things I'm aspiring

I'd quite like to learn how to sail

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail

I've decided I'm done with ironing
The iron keeps fusing my wiring
Creased shirts are cool
That’s now my rule
And one which I find most inspiring

A young man left his home in Tralee

Must learn to refresh!!!

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea
You'll see new sailor me

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea
You'll see new sailor me
And if I fail to return, don't wail.

My sailing lessons are going really well

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea
You'll see new sailor me
Clinging desperately on to the rail

A desert island could be quite nice

Oh no! I've done it again - sorry crazyH!

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will tell

A desert islandcould be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice

Amagran.....we are a pair ?Shall we carry on with the desert island - your turn

A desert island could be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice
Just coconuts a-plenty

A desert island could be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice
Just coconuts a-plenty
And fresh fish, at least twenty

Thank you crazyH!

A desert island could be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice
Just coconuts a-plenty
And fresh fish, at least twenty
And no politics, Brexit or vice

We could take one luxury and one book

Sorry crazyH - I hadn't spotted that we didn't finish your sailing lessons - let's do it after this.

From your start crazyH

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will te
At bailing I'm a pro,

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will te
At bailing I'm a pro,
Though I might be rather slow

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will tell
At bailing I'm a pro
Though I might be rather slow
If I get into trouble I'll yell.

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket, or a computer!

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket, or a computer!
And a radio "Sparks"

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket, or a computer!
And a radio "Sparks"
Oh what larks!

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket or a computer!
And a radio "sparks"
O what larks!
Here comes my mum on a scooter.

My mum's an intrepid motor biker

My mum's an intrepid motor biker
But was once a very keen hiker

My mum`s an intrepid motor biker
But was once a very keen hiker
She`d march up Snaefell

My mum`s an intrepid motor biker
But was once a very keen hiker
She`d march up Snaefell
Muttering, “Oh, this is hell”