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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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BradfordLass72 Sun 28-Jul-19 20:51:01

I've decided I'm done with ironing
The iron keeps fusing my wiring
Creased shirts are cool
That’s now my rule
To much better things I'm aspiring

I'd quite like to learn how to sail

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Grany Sun 28-Jul-19 21:52:44

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail

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Bellanonna Sun 28-Jul-19 22:31:53

I've decided I'm done with ironing
The iron keeps fusing my wiring
Creased shirts are cool
That’s now my rule
And one which I find most inspiring

A young man left his home in Tralee

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Bellanonna Sun 28-Jul-19 22:32:32

Must learn to refresh!!!

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Bellanonna Sun 28-Jul-19 22:33:38

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea

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FarNorth Sun 28-Jul-19 23:18:25

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea
You'll see new sailor me

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crazyH Sun 28-Jul-19 23:25:37

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea
You'll see new sailor me
And if I fail to return, don't wail.

My sailing lessons are going really well

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Amagran Sun 28-Jul-19 23:29:58

I'd quite like to learn how to sail
It should be a breeze no fail
Whether lake or sea
You'll see new sailor me
Clinging desperately on to the rail

A desert island could be quite nice

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Amagran Sun 28-Jul-19 23:36:49

Oh no! I've done it again - sorry crazyH!

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will tell

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crazyH Sun 28-Jul-19 23:38:45

A desert islandcould be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice

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crazyH Sun 28-Jul-19 23:42:15

Amagran.....we are a pair ?Shall we carry on with the desert island - your turn

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callgirl1 Sun 28-Jul-19 23:52:21

A desert island could be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice
Just coconuts a-plenty

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crazyH Mon 29-Jul-19 00:40:03

A desert island could be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice
Just coconuts a-plenty
And fresh fish, at least twenty

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Amagran Mon 29-Jul-19 01:07:43

Thank you crazyH!

A desert island could be quite nice
No stylish clothes, no fried rice
Just coconuts a-plenty
And fresh fish, at least twenty
And no politics, Brexit or vice

We could take one luxury and one book

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Amagran Mon 29-Jul-19 01:13:59

Sorry crazyH - I hadn't spotted that we didn't finish your sailing lessons - let's do it after this.

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Jangran99 Mon 29-Jul-19 08:01:34

From your start crazyH

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will te
At bailing I'm a pro,

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Bellanonna Mon 29-Jul-19 08:37:39

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will te
At bailing I'm a pro,
Though I might be rather slow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-Jul-19 10:11:16

My sailing lessons are going really well
I haven't yet sunk, only time will tell
At bailing I'm a pro
Though I might be rather slow
If I get into trouble I'll yell.

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter

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henetha Mon 29-Jul-19 10:15:20

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket, or a computer!

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grandtanteJE65 Mon 29-Jul-19 14:04:22

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket, or a computer!
And a radio "Sparks"

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Jangran99 Mon 29-Jul-19 14:36:46

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket, or a computer!
And a radio "Sparks"
Oh what larks!

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Grannycool52 Mon 29-Jul-19 15:26:08

I may need an intrepid troubleshooter
One with a big bucket or a computer!
And a radio "sparks"
O what larks!
Here comes my mum on a scooter.

My mum's an intrepid motor biker

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Oldandverygrey Mon 29-Jul-19 16:15:21

My mum's an intrepid motor biker
But was once a very keen hiker

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callgirl1 Mon 29-Jul-19 16:44:28

My mum`s an intrepid motor biker
But was once a very keen hiker
She`d march up Snaefell

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Bellanonna Mon 29-Jul-19 18:56:24

My mum`s an intrepid motor biker
But was once a very keen hiker
She`d march up Snaefell
Muttering, “Oh, this is hell”

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