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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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henetha Thu 22-Aug-19 10:19:42

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm trees above
And lots of free love

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FarNorth Thu 22-Aug-19 10:41:49

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm tress above
And someone I love

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FarNorth Thu 22-Aug-19 10:45:04

You're more energetic than I am, henetha

It would be nice to live on a small island
With no rules and regs, and all is silent
With palm trees above
And lots of free love
Miles away from anything violent.

My daydreaming is what keeps me going

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Aug-19 13:51:36

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I'm sowing

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callgirl1 Thu 22-Aug-19 17:57:10

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I`m sowing
I am tall, blonde and willowy,

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crazyH Thu 22-Aug-19 19:08:07

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I`m sowing
I am tall, blonde and willowy,
Long legs, and skirts that are billowy

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 22-Aug-19 20:37:38

My daydreaming is what keeps me going
There are so many fantasies that I`m sowing
I am tall, blonde and willowy,
Long legs, and skirts that are billowy
In my daydream I'm eighteen and glowing

I dream of long lost boyfriends

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Grannycool52 Thu 22-Aug-19 20:52:16

I dream of long lost boyfriends
'Cos the one I've got right now tends

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 22-Aug-19 21:00:03

I dream of long lost boyfriends
'Cos the one I've got right now tends
I wear all my clothes

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 22-Aug-19 21:00:45

Sorry it should have been ..

I dream of long lost boyfriends
'Cos the one I've got right now tends
To wear all my best clothes

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callgirl1 Thu 22-Aug-19 21:06:28

I dream of long lost boyfriends
Cos the one I`ve got right now tends
To wear all my best clothes
Although his best mate loathes

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 22-Aug-19 21:18:48

I dream of long lost boyfriends
Cos the one I`ve got right now tends
To wear all my best clothes
Although his best mate loathes
It when he borrows his at weekends.

We're off to see a film tonight

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callgirl1 Thu 22-Aug-19 21:36:44

We`re off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight

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FarNorth Fri 23-Aug-19 09:25:10

We`re off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes

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henetha Fri 23-Aug-19 10:05:42

(Lol FarNorth smile

We`re off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes
And eat ice-cream, large size,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 23-Aug-19 10:06:51

We're off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes
In case someone dies

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 12:16:22

We're off to see a film tonight
I believe it features a massive fight
I'll cover my eyes
In case someone dies
Next time I'll watch something light.

What about Laurel and Hardy

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Minniemoo Fri 23-Aug-19 12:18:51

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 13:34:02

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi
Their slapstick kept me in stitches

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callgirl1 Fri 23-Aug-19 17:55:32

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi
Their slapstick kept me in stitches
But it made them lots of riches

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 18:12:47

What about Laurel and Hardy
I believe they liked a Bacardi
Their slapstick kept me in stitches
But it made them lots of riches
And they kept going and going, oh Lordy!!

All my family have got big hooters

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FarNorth Fri 23-Aug-19 18:37:11

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 18:52:59

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters
The tip of my nose

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 23-Aug-19 18:57:44

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters
The tip of my nose
Blocks out my toes

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 19:05:54

All my family have got big hooters
And love to zip around on scooters
The tip of my nose
Blocks out my toes
I definitely need the AA routers.

My neighbour's Beech is tall and wide

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