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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Sept-19 12:33:32

I`m a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater
So I fill it with cream
That works like a dream

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Oldandverygrey Mon 23-Sept-19 17:49:39

Im a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater,
So I fill it with cream
It will taste like a dream

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crazyH Mon 23-Sept-19 17:58:32

I`m a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater
So I fill it with cream
That works like a dream
I'll save some for later.

I'll have it with my cup of tea

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Grannycool52 Mon 23-Sept-19 20:14:21

I'll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee

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crazyH Mon 23-Sept-19 20:50:34

I'll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee
Warm and sweet

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Jangran99 Mon 23-Sept-19 20:54:29

I'll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee
Warm and sweet
Afternoon treat

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Elrel Tue 24-Sept-19 02:31:11

I’ll have it with my cup of tea
On a tray upon my knee
Warm and sweet
Afternoon treat
Such a simple pleasure for me!

Today I found a shiny conker

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crazyH Tue 24-Sept-19 08:59:28

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers

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henetha Tue 24-Sept-19 10:00:01

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers.
It deters spiders

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Jangran99 Tue 24-Sept-19 10:25:29

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers.
It deters spiders
Those nasty hiders

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Sept-19 11:12:59

Today I found a shiny conker
Hubby thought I was bonkers
It deters spiders
Those nasty hiders
But maybe I'm being a plonker.

The rain is splashing down like stair rods

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 24-Sept-19 11:32:47

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs

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Jangran99 Tue 24-Sept-19 13:01:10

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs
But they'll be here when I'm not

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FarNorth Tue 24-Sept-19 14:24:26

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs
But they'll be here when I'm not
So I don't care a jot!

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crazyH Tue 24-Sept-19 15:45:35

The rain is splashing down like stair rods
I can't get out to do all the gardening jobs
But they'll be here when I'm not
So I don't care a jot
The weather's in the lap of the gods.

The 'end of season' sale, lasts all year

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Oldandverygrey Tue 24-Sept-19 15:50:00

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?

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crazyH Tue 24-Sept-19 15:56:21

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?
Depends on your pockets

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FarNorth Tue 24-Sept-19 17:48:03

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?
Depends on your pockets
Do they only hold dockets?

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 24-Sept-19 21:44:52

The end of season sale lasts all year
Is that good news I hear?
Depends on your pockets
Do they only hold dockets?
Found what I want. Off to the cashier

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet

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callgirl1 Tue 24-Sept-19 21:48:22

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 24-Sept-19 23:19:11

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,
His mum said "No"

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crazyH Tue 24-Sept-19 23:33:56

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,
His mum said "No"
She'd rather have a doe

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Jangran99 Tue 24-Sept-19 23:56:16

Paul, from Poole, wanted a pet
He rather fancied an avocet,
His mum said "No"
She'd rather have a doe
So they'll ask the advice of a vet.

He suggested they purchase a rabbit

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callgirl1 Wed 25-Sept-19 00:09:01

He suggested they purchase a rabbit
But don`t start to make it a habit,

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crazyH Wed 25-Sept-19 00:09:39

He suggested they purchase a rabbit
She gave him the money,to indulge his habit

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