Limericks 10

Moving away from the subject of food,
Kids? Let me tell you about my brood
I've got a baker's dozen

Moving away from the subject of food
Kids? let me tell you about my brood
I have two girls and a boy
Not always a joy

Moving away from the subject of food
Kids? let me tell you about my brood
I have two girls and a boy
Not always a joy
Especially when they`re being rude.

They say that manners maketh the man,

They say that manners maketh the man
That's what she'd say, my old Victorian nan

They say that manners maketh the man
That's what she'd say, my old Victorian Nan
She ruled the roost

They say that manners maketh the man
That's what she'd say, my old Victorian Nan
She ruled the roost
And so produced

They say that manners maketh the man
That's what she'd say, my old Victorian Nan
She ruled the roost
And so produced
A brood that to her tunes would dance.

I wish my Victorian Nan would visit

I wish my Victorian Nan would visit
As a ghost? 'Cor Blimey, what is it?

I wish my Victorian Nan would visit
As a ghost? 'Cor blimey, what is it?
Will she glide through the walls?

I wish my Victorian Nan would visit
As a ghost? 'Cor blimey, what is it?
Will she glide through the walls?
And start playing with my dolls

I wish my Victorian Nan would visit
As a ghost? 'Cor blimey, what is it?
Will she glide through the walls?
And start playing with my dolls
Or say “The world’s a mess, innit?!’

We’re needing a change in our Climate

We're needing a change in our climate
Global warming, it really is time that....

We're needing a change in our climate
Global warming, it really is time that ...
We swanned about in sarongs

We're needing a change in our climate
Global warming, it really is time that ...
We swanned about in sarongs
With pretty bras and thongs

We're needing a change in our climate
Global warming, it really is time that...
We swanned about in sarongs
With pretty bras and thongs
And each in our pantomime hat.

The world has gone quite bonkers, you see

The world has gone quite bonkers, you see
Although some folks say it`s only me!

The world has gone quite bonkers, you see
Although some folks say it's only me!
I take no notice of them

The world has gone quite bonkers, you see
Although some folks say it's only me!
I take no notice of them
I bring frivolity to some

The world has gone quite bonkers, you see
Although some folks say it's only me!
I take no notice of them
I bring frivolity to some
By wearing a clown suit to tea

My garden is blooming with Freesias

My garden is blooming with Freesias
I like them, but I can be capricious

My garden is blooming with Freesias
I like them but I can be capricious
My husband favours the Stocks

My garden is blooming with Freesias
I like them but I can be capricious
My husband favours the Stocks
Me? I prefer hollyhocks

My garden is blooming with Freesias
I like them but I can be capricioius
My husband favours the stocks
Me? I prefer hollyhocks
But my strawberries are really delicious

I`m a baker, but not a cake maker,

I`m a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater

I`m a baker, but not a cake maker,
My sponge sinks, forming a crater
So I fill it with cream