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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 23-Aug-19 20:22:33

My neighbour's Beech is tall and wide
Why he doesn't prune it, I'm mystified.

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FarNorth Fri 23-Aug-19 23:44:15

My neighbour's Beech is tall and wide
Why he doesn't prune it, I'm mystified.
His house is quite hidden

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crazyH Fri 23-Aug-19 23:49:51

My neighbour's Beech is tall and wide
Why he doesn't prune it, I'm mystified.
His house is quite hidden
With leaves it is ridden

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 01:04:36

My neighbour's Beech is tall and wide
Why he doesn't prune it, I'm mystified.
His house is quite hidden
With leaves it is ridden
Perhaps he has something to hide

What's his secret behind the tree?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 24-Aug-19 08:23:26

What's his secret behind the tree?
He's hiding a girl from Trallee

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 09:33:32

What's his secret behind the tree?
He's hiding a girl from Trallee
She's dark and pretty

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henetha Sat 24-Aug-19 10:35:01

What's his secret behind the tree?
He's hiding a girl from Trallee
She's dark and pretty
And bright and witty

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 12:07:45

What's his secret behind the tree?
He's hiding a girl from Trallee
She's dark and pretty
And bright and witty
But beware, I've heard she's a banshee.

It madness to go out on the roads today.

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 12:34:25

It madness to go out on the roads today.
That's why I'm curled up in bed, if I may?

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FarNorth Sat 24-Aug-19 13:12:53

It madness to go out on the roads today.
That's why I'm curled up in bed, if I may?
Next, I'll pig out on fudge

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 13:15:22

It madness to go out on the roads today.
That's why I'm curled up in bed, if I may?
Next, I'll pig out on fudge
That's if I can even budge

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callgirl1 Sat 24-Aug-19 17:44:57

It`s madness to go out on the roads today
That`s why I`m curled up in bed, if I may?
Next I`ll pig out on fudge
That`s if I can even budge
They`ll have to hoist me on a dray.

I`m entering a competition for eating

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 20:07:28

I`m entering a competition for eating
Nobody had better be cheating

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FarNorth Sat 24-Aug-19 20:31:06

I`m entering a competition for eating
Nobody had better be cheating
I'll eat up so fast

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 20:48:44

I`m entering a competition for eating
Nobody had better be cheating
I'll eat up so fast
I'll be unsurpassed

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Aug-19 21:50:27

I`m entering a competition for eating
Nobody had better be cheating
I'll eat up so fast
I'll be unsurpassed
But my victory will be fleeting

Oh, my stomach is aching

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 22:15:43

Oh, my stomach is aching
It's probably the tablets I'm taking

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 23:08:19

Oh, my stomach is aching
It's probably the tablets I'm taking
I need a drink

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 23:10:34

Oh, my stomach is aching
It's probably the tablets I'm taking
I need a drink
To get back in the pink

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 24-Aug-19 23:12:55

Oh, my stomach is aching
It's probably the tablets I'm taking
I need a drink
To get back in the pink
To stop my legs from shaking.

Who's that knocking at my door?

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crazyH Sat 24-Aug-19 23:45:46

Who's that knocking at my door?
I counted the knocks, there were four

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 00:03:49

Who's that knocking at my door?
I counted the knocks, there were four
It could be the Doctor

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crazyH Sun 25-Aug-19 00:22:32

Who's that knocking at my door?
I counted the knocks, there were four
It could be the Doctor
In, I would ask her

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 00:46:04

Who's that knocking at my door?
I counted the knocks, there were four
It could be the Doctor
In, I would ask her
It was Oliver asking for more.

"Time for bed" said Zebedee

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FarNorth Sun 25-Aug-19 01:26:28

"Time for bed" said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three

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