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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Grannycool52 Thu 26-Sept-19 20:17:51

This is easier than going to town
And traipsing through cobbles and stone
Just a swipe and a browse

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FarNorth Thu 26-Sept-19 23:13:25

This is easier than going to town
And traipsing through cobbles and stone
Just a swipe and a browse
Means I've bought a new blouse!

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 26-Sept-19 23:28:42

This is easier than going to town
And traipsing through cobbles and stone
Just a swipe and a browse
Means I've bought a new blouse!
And a very expensive ball gown.

Tom had a fear of bananas

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Sept-19 23:55:05

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 26-Sept-19 23:56:32

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's
She ate one a day

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Jangran99 Fri 27-Sept-19 00:00:54

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's
She ate one a day
Helped her work ,rest and play

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 27-Sept-19 00:04:40

Tom had a fear of bananas
He stayed well clear of Hannah's
She ate one a day
Helped her work ,rest and play
So off he went to Diana's.

I'm fed up with porridge for breakfast

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FarNorth Fri 27-Sept-19 00:27:00

I'm fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past

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Jangran99 Fri 27-Sept-19 00:31:14

I'm fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past
I've had it with salt

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Elrel Fri 27-Sept-19 00:35:13

I’m fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past
I've had it with salt
This morning it came to a halt

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henetha Fri 27-Sept-19 10:30:19

I’m fed up with porridge for breakfast
I've eaten it so many years past
I've had it with salt
This morning it came to a halt
And I ate a boiled egg real fast.

Today I'm going out to lunch

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Sept-19 10:35:28

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch

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FarNorth Fri 27-Sept-19 11:00:58

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch
Then ice cream for pud

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-19 11:27:06

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch
Then ice cream for pud
It all sounds so good

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 27-Sept-19 12:12:46

Today I'm going out to lunch
On fish and chips with mushy peas I'll munch
Then ice cream for pud
It all sounds so good
Now I'm pinching more than an inch!

My waist tells me I must loose weight.

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FarNorth Fri 27-Sept-19 12:14:20

My waist tells me I must loose weight.
And stop eating chocs by the crate

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-19 12:17:38

My waist tells me I must lose weight
But I've been snacking all morning, since eight

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Grannycool52 Fri 27-Sept-19 19:01:18

My waist tells me I must lose weight
And stop eating chocs by the crate
But I have a sweet tooth

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Elrel Fri 27-Sept-19 20:48:21

My waist tells me I must lose weight.
And stop eating chocs by the crate
Resisting temptation

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FarNorth Fri 27-Sept-19 20:53:54

My waist tells me I must lose weight
And stop eating chocs by the crate
But I have a sweet tooth
And have since my youth

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crazyH Fri 27-Sept-19 22:03:00

My waist tells me I must lose weight
And stop eating chocs by the crate
But I have a sweet tooth
And have since my youth
Thats why I couldn't get a date.

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought

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Jangran99 Fri 27-Sept-19 23:06:26

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 27-Sept-19 23:41:58

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot
I know. I'll use a dating app

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FarNorth Sat 28-Sept-19 00:45:19

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot
I know. I'll use a dating app
For ideas where to set my cap

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 28-Sept-19 09:07:57

There's plenty of fish in the sea, I thought
So there must be one for me from that lot
I know, I'll use a dating app
For ideas where to set my cap
But we ladies must wait I was taught.

But now times they have changed for the better

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