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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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crazyH Thu 03-Oct-19 21:01:53

When I looked in the mirror, I saw a spider
And my eyes just grew wider and wider
It was purple and pink
Did it just wink?
No, that was my eyelash in the mirror.

I've decided to take up trampolining

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callgirl1 Thu 03-Oct-19 23:01:08

I`ve decided to take up trampolining
If successful I won`t half be preening,

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FarNorth Thu 03-Oct-19 23:02:18

When I looked in the mirror, I saw a spider
And my eyes just grew wider and wider
It was purple and pink
Did it just wink?
And now we're both getting stuck into cider.

Who knew an arachnid would be my new chum!?

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crazyH Thu 03-Oct-19 23:04:32

I`ve decided to take up trampolining
If successful I won`t half be preening,
I'll jump up and down

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callgirl1 Thu 03-Oct-19 23:20:36

I`ve decided to take up trampolining
If successful I won`t half be preening,
I`ll jump up and down
It`ll sure make me frown

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crazyH Thu 03-Oct-19 23:27:24

I`ve decided to take up trampolining
If successful I won`t half be preening,
I`ll jump up and down
It`ll sure make me frown
And my jowls will surely start leaning.

An Elvis look-a-like has come to town

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BradfordLass72 Fri 04-Oct-19 06:34:52

An Elvis look-a-like has come to town
He's wearing a sparkly gown

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NanKate Fri 04-Oct-19 06:56:17

An Elvis look-a-like has come to town
He's wearing a sparkly gown
His wiggling his hips

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henetha Fri 04-Oct-19 11:15:52

An Elvis look-a-like has come to town
He's wearing a sparkly gown
His wiggling his hips
While eating fat chips

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NanKate Fri 04-Oct-19 14:01:20

An Elvis look-a-like has come to town
He's wearing a sparkly gown
His wiggling his hips
While eating fat chips
He certainly a man of renown

There was a PM called blonde Johnson

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henetha Sun 06-Oct-19 10:50:50

There was a PM called blonde Johnson
Who's not as lovely as Gloria Swanson

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Oldandverygrey Sun 06-Oct-19 16:38:18

There was a PM called blonde Johnson
Who's not as lovely as Gloria Swanson
However, he has a certain flair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 06-Oct-19 16:38:57

There was a PM called blond Johnson
Who's not as lovely as Gloria Swanson
His hair's such a mess

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crazyH Sun 06-Oct-19 16:52:41

Going with the earlier one

There was a PM called blonde Johnson
Who's not as lovely as Gloria Swanson
However, he has a certain flair
For making a mess of his hair (courtesy of lovebeige)

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BradfordLass72 Mon 07-Oct-19 08:49:56

There was a PM called blonde Johnson
Who's not as lovely as Gloria Swanson
However, he has a certain flair
For making a mess of his hair (courtesy of lovebeige)
So let's hope that this month is his swan song

What a day! But I'm tired and happy

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henetha Mon 07-Oct-19 09:23:24

What a day! But I'm tired and happy,
A whole day wiithout changing a nappy!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Oct-19 09:33:04

What a day! But I'm tired and happy
A whole day without changing a nappy
But I spoke too soon

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 07-Oct-19 10:51:02

What a day! But I'm tired and happy
A whole day without changing a nappy
But I spoke too soon
That's spoilt the afternoon

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callgirl1 Tue 08-Oct-19 00:22:21

What a day! But I`m tired and happy
A whole day without changing a nappy
But I spoke too soon
That`s spoilt the afternoon
The baby`s not a happy chappy.

His little bum`s all red and sore,

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 08-Oct-19 00:27:30

His little bum`s all red and sore,
Keeping him quiet's going to be a chore

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BradfordLass72 Tue 08-Oct-19 07:31:58

His little bum`s all red and sore,
Keeping him quiet's going to be a chore
But a cuddle with Granny

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Oct-19 13:53:53

His little bum`s all red and sore,
Keeping him quiet's going to be a chore
But a cuddle with Granny
And dear little Danny

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crazyH Tue 08-Oct-19 19:27:39

His little bum`s all red and sore,
Keeping him quiet's going to be a chore
But a cuddle with Granny
And dear little Danny
Time with him is never a 'bore'.

Sudocrem is my favourite cream

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Grannycool52 Tue 08-Oct-19 19:44:41

Sudocrem is my favourite cream
It's left many a bottom agleam

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callgirl1 Tue 08-Oct-19 21:40:35

Sudocrem is my favourite cream
It`s left many a bottom agleam
In it`s little grey tub

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