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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Oct-19 22:51:07

Sudocrem is my favourite cream
It`s left many a bottom agleam
In it`s little grey tub
It’s rub-a - dub dub

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crazyH Tue 08-Oct-19 23:30:18

Sudocrem is my favourite cream
It`s left many a bottom agleam
In it`s little grey tub
It’s rub-a - dub dub
And back to square one, it would seem.

I'd like to knock Boris off his perch

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callgirl1 Tue 08-Oct-19 23:35:46

I`d like to knock Boris off his perch
Just so he won`t leave us all in the lurch,

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Oct-19 23:46:48

I`d like to knock Boris off his perch
Just so he won`t leave us all in the lurch,
He’ll put up a fight

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callgirl1 Wed 09-Oct-19 00:10:32

I`d like to knock Boris off his perch
Just so he won`t leave us all in the lurch.
He`ll put up a fight,
He thinks that HE`S right,

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henetha Wed 09-Oct-19 11:32:07

I`d like to knock Boris off his perch
Just so he won`t leave us all in the lurch.
He`ll put up a fight,
He thinks that HE`S right,
But Britain's name he's gonna besmirch

I think he should go and live with Trump

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Oldandverygrey Wed 09-Oct-19 18:23:05

I think he should go live with Trump
Providing he don't get the hump

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Jangran99 Wed 09-Oct-19 18:40:11

I think he should go live with Trump
Providing he don't get the hump
Make America great?

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crazyH Wed 09-Oct-19 20:06:00

I think he should go live with Trump
Providing he don't get the hump
Make America great?
No, he'd rather take Melania on a date

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callgirl1 Wed 09-Oct-19 21:43:19

I think he should go live with Trump
Provided he don`t get the hump
Make America great?
No, he`d rather take Melania on a date
I`d rather take Trump to the dump

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callgirl1 Wed 09-Oct-19 21:44:19

Ooops, sorry!

I`m short of space for more knick-knacks

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crazyH Wed 09-Oct-19 22:02:54

I'm short of space for more knick-knacks
Either I upsize or throw them on the stacks

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callgirl1 Wed 09-Oct-19 23:28:07

I`m short of space for more knock-knacks
Either I upsize or throw them on the stacks
But I love them so

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henetha Thu 10-Oct-19 10:49:21

I`m short of space for more knick-knacks
Either I upsize or throw them on the stacks
But I love them so
I can't let 'em go

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BradfordLass72 Thu 10-Oct-19 10:53:38

I`m short of space for more knick-knacks
Either I upsize or throw them on the stacks
But I love them so
I can't let 'em go
Do they sell cottage-sized roof racks?

I should have gone swimming today

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bigcol1 Thu 10-Oct-19 10:55:53

With nothing to stress you, just to caress you, and there is no hate - just love

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crazyH Thu 10-Oct-19 11:16:19

I should have gone swimming today
But my cossies have shrunk, so, no way

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 10-Oct-19 11:55:56

I should have gone swimming today
But my cossies have shrunk, so no way
My spare tyre would keep me afloat

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crazyH Thu 10-Oct-19 13:31:47

I should have gone swimming today
But my cossies have shrunk, so no way
My spare tyre would keep me afloat
I can save myself from a capsized boat

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callgirl1 Thu 10-Oct-19 21:45:24

I should have gone swimming today
But my cosies have shrunk, so no way
My spare tyre would keep me afloat
I can save myself from a capsized boat
But I`ll settle for a roll in the hay!

The farmer would do his nut,

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crazyH Thu 10-Oct-19 23:37:58

The farmer would do his nut
'Specially when he sees my big butt

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BradfordLass72 Fri 11-Oct-19 04:09:11

The farmer would do his nut
'Specially when he sees my big butt
But I'm proud of my bum

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Jangran99 Fri 11-Oct-19 07:17:42

The farmer would do his nut
'Specially when he sees my big butt
But I'm proud of my bum
Likewise my tum

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crazyH Fri 11-Oct-19 09:05:16

The farmer would do his nut
'Specially when he sees my big butt
But I'm proud of my bum
Likewise my tum
I hope I don't fall into a rut.

At my age it matters little

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henetha Fri 11-Oct-19 10:46:17

At my age it matters little,
I'm old and my bones are all brittle

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