Limericks 10

2020 had better be a good year
We’re in desperate need of good cheer

2020 had better be a good year
We are in desperate need of good cheer
The New Year will bring us all fresh hope

2020 had better be a good year
We are in desperate need of good cheer
The New Year will bring us all fresh hope
I might take a look at my horoscope

2020 had better be a good year
We are in desperate need of good cheer
The New Year will bring us all fresh hope
I might take a look at my horoscope
To see what’s predicted by a seer.

I really must take my dog for a walk

I really must take my dog for a walk
It would be more fun if he could talk

I really must take my dog for a walk
It would be more fun if he could talk
His needs he makes known

I really must take my dog for a walk
It would be more fun if he could talk
His needs he makes known
See him beg for a bone

I really must take my dog for a walk
It would be more fun if he could talk
His needs he makes known
See him beg for a bone
And anything edible he’ll stalk

There was a young sailor from Dublin

There was a young sailor from Dublin
Who went by the name of Mike Flynn

There was a young sailor from Dublin
Who went by the name of Mike Flynn
He started a hooley

There was a young sailor from Dublin
Who went by the name of Mike Flynn
He started a hooley
With Stacey Dooley

There was a young sailor from Dublin
Who went by the name of Mike Flynn
He started a hooley
With Stacey Dooley
Having drunk a litre of gin!

Now the party went on through the night

Now the party went on through the night
And the boys had a heck of a fight

Now the party went on through the night
And the boys had a heck of a fight
Heads were sore come the morn,

Now the party went on through the night
And the boys had a heck of a fight
Heads were sore come the morn,
They looked pretty forlorn,

Now the party went on through the night
And the boys had a heck of a fight
Heads were sore come the morn,
They looked pretty forlorn,
Altogether a most grisly sight

The Dublin man’s sister was Maeve

The Dublin man's sister was Maeve
She was always good for rave - (hope that rhymes)

ha ha it’s ok! I nearly put Caoimhe (rhymes with keeva)

Actually IS keeva!

The Dublin man’s sister was Maeve
She was always good for a rave
She’d dance in the street

The Dublin man’s sister was Maeve
She was always good for a rave
She’d dance in the street
In the hope that she'd meet...

The Dublin mans sister was Maeve
She was always good for a rave
She'd dance in the street
In the hope that she'd meet
A dashing young man called Dave

Just lately I've gone off all men

Just lately I’ve gone off all men
Except for one, two or ten,

Just lately I’ve gone off all men
Except for one, two or ten,
Most disappoint

Just lately I’ve gone off all men
Except for one, two or ten,
Most disappoint
All out of joint

Just lately I've gone off all men
Except for one, two or ten
Most disappoint
All out of joint
For quiet solitude I've quite a yen.

But perhaps I could make an exception