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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Jangran99 Sun 20-Oct-19 19:07:26

But perhaps I could make an exception
My 'postie' is worth a mention

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Bellanonna Sun 20-Oct-19 19:34:17

But perhaps I could make an exception
My 'postie' is worth a mention
He’s well-toned and fit

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FarNorth Sun 20-Oct-19 20:03:58

But perhaps I could make an exception
My 'postie' is worth a mention
He’s well-toned and fit
But I feel a twit

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Quesera Sun 20-Oct-19 21:01:41

But perhaps I could make an exception
My 'postie' is worth a mention
He’s well-toned and fit
But I feel a twit
For giving him so much attention.

Ooh nothing wrong with a nice physique ...

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Oct-19 21:58:23

Ooh nothing wrong with a nice physique ...
With just a smattering of mystique

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FarNorth Sun 20-Oct-19 22:10:42

Ooh nothing wrong with a nice physique ...
With just a smattering of mystique
A charming smile

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crazyH Sun 20-Oct-19 22:15:40

Ooh nothing wrong with a nice physique ...
With just a smattering of mystique
A charming smile
A voice worthwhile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Oct-19 10:09:49

Ooh nothing wrong with a nice physique
With just a smattering of mystique
A charming smile
A voice worthwhile
Cor! The scent of his aftershave makes me weak.

The memories flood back of my misspent youth

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henetha Mon 21-Oct-19 10:52:21

The memories flood back of my misspent youth
When I was daring and a bit uncouth

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crazyH Mon 21-Oct-19 11:55:57

The memories flood back of my misspent youth
When I was daring and a bit uncouth
Mini skirts and ...

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Oct-19 16:05:46

The memories flood back of my misspent youth
When I was daring and a bit uncouth
Mini skirts and ...
The Beatles band

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FarNorth Mon 21-Oct-19 19:36:42

The memories flood back of my misspent youth
When I was daring and a bit uncouth
Mini skirts and ...
The Beatles band
I think I better not share the truth.

When Alfie McGwiggs learned to tango

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Barberdice Mon 21-Oct-19 20:28:44

When Alfie McGwiggs learned to tango
His body performed like a yo-yo

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Oct-19 20:44:41

When Alfie McGwiggs learned to tango
His body performed like a yo-yo
You should see his routine

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MissAdventure Mon 21-Oct-19 22:14:27

When Alfie McGwiggs learned to tango
His body performed like a yo-yo
You should see his routine
And his hips! They're so lean!

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FarNorth Mon 21-Oct-19 23:09:18

When Alfie McGwiggs learned to tango
His body performed like a yo-yo
You should see his routine
And his hips! They're so lean!
And he's teaching me how to Fandango!

I once knew a granny who skated

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Jangran99 Mon 21-Oct-19 23:19:58

I once knew a granny who skated
But the others were infuriated

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MissAdventure Mon 21-Oct-19 23:23:05

I once knew a granny who skated
But the others were infuriated
She twirled round and round

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callgirl1 Tue 22-Oct-19 00:05:07

I once knew a granny who skated
But the others were infuriated
She twirled round and round
Cos her mojo she`d found

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MissAdventure Tue 22-Oct-19 00:14:24

I once knew a granny who skated
But the others were infuriated
She twirled round and round
Cos her mojo she`d found
And she rather enjoyed being hated.

Have I told you about aunty Mabel?

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BradfordLass72 Tue 22-Oct-19 05:50:15

Have I told you about aunty Mabel?
Barrel tummy and legs like a table

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:36:20

Have I told you about aunty Mabel?
Barrel tummy and legs like a table
But just watch her twirl

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Oct-19 09:05:03

Have I told you about Aunty Mabel?
Barrel tummy and legs like a table?
But just watch her twirl
As lithe as a young girl

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 10:49:12

Have I told you about Aunty Mabel?
Barrel tummy and legs like a table?
But just watch her twirl
As lithe as a young girl
I only wish I was as able.

What a difference a sunny day makes

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henetha Tue 22-Oct-19 10:52:26

What a difference a sunny day makes
I'm going out for as long as it takes

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