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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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crazyH Fri 25-Oct-19 15:16:53

He clambered onto the bank to dry off
And had a huge sneeze and a bad cough
Then brought up a newt
Oh what a beaut !

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BradfordLass72 Sat 26-Oct-19 08:05:58

He clambered onto the bank to dry off
And had a huge sneeze and a bad cough
Then brought up a newt
Oh what a beaut !
It resembled a younger Frank Bough

My favourite soup must be seafood

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Quesera Sat 26-Oct-19 09:49:41

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Oct-19 09:58:06

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued
Hmm seafood I avoid

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 26-Oct-19 10:35:18

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued
Hmm seafood I avoid
Just the smell, and I'm annoyed

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Oct-19 11:17:15

My favourite soup must be seafood
With delicious fishy flavours imbued
Hmm seafood I avoid
Just the smell, and I'm annoyed
Well I'd eat it every day if I could

The soup I detest is one with lentils

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 26-Oct-19 11:18:41

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.

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henetha Sat 26-Oct-19 11:20:14

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.
It's tomato for me

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 26-Oct-19 11:29:28

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.
It's tomato for me
Lentils are definitely beastly

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Quesera Sat 26-Oct-19 12:28:40

The soup I detest is one with lentils
They get well and stuck in my dentals.
It's tomato for me
Lentils are definitely beastly
Though loved by certain Continentals!

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Quesera Sat 26-Oct-19 12:30:40

Done it again, brain not engaged!

But veggie soup is good and filling

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Bellanonna Sat 26-Oct-19 15:56:34

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling

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Jangran99 Sat 26-Oct-19 15:59:52

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling
Our tastes are diverse

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 26-Oct-19 16:13:26

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling
Our tastes are diverse
Some are easy on the purse

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Oct-19 18:48:51

But veggie soup is good and filling
Gaspacho’s nice but first needs chilling
Our tastes are diverse
Some are easy on the purse
But some can even make a killing.

A little dog lived down our lane

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 26-Oct-19 18:56:51

A little dog lived down our lane
It's consistent barking was a pain

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callgirl1 Sat 26-Oct-19 21:08:35

A little dog lived down our lane
It`s consistent barking was a pain
I attempted to gag it,

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 26-Oct-19 21:10:50

A little dog lived down our lane
It`s consistent barking was a pain
I attempted to gag it,
But got bit

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crazyH Sat 26-Oct-19 21:31:15

A little dog lived down our lane
It`s consistent barking was a pain
I attempted to gag it,
But got bit
Thank Heavens, it wasn't a Great Dane.

I desperately need some love in the air

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Juliet27 Sat 26-Oct-19 21:38:11

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair

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TATT Sat 26-Oct-19 22:49:19

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair
I don’t want a ring

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Jangran99 Sun 27-Oct-19 00:56:23

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair
I don’t want a ring
Or a passing fling

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BradfordLass72 Sun 27-Oct-19 02:54:30

I desperately need some love in the air
I want to be part of a loving pair
I don’t want a ring
Or a passing fling
Just a steamy, exotic affaire!

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Oct-19 06:15:03

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he manage to evoke

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Oct-19 10:23:04

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he mange to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly

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