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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Oct-19 10:44:03

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he mange to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly
The one with the very flat belly

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Quesera Sun 27-Oct-19 10:46:06

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he mange to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly
With a six-pack and no trace of a belly!

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Oct-19 11:33:59

But I'm stuck with a little, bald bloke
And no lust does he manage to evoke
I'll dream of that man on the telly
With a six-pack and no trace of a belly!
And forget that my man's a joke.

But I'm grateful that he is very kind

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crazyH Sun 27-Oct-19 11:36:36

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind

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Juliet27 Sun 27-Oct-19 14:54:16

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind
As long as he’s there...

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Oldandverygrey Sun 27-Oct-19 15:51:13

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind
As long as he's there
And really does care

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Quesera Sun 27-Oct-19 16:08:49

But I'm grateful that he is very kind
His lack of libido, I don't mind
As long as he's there
And really does care
Excuses a lot, I find

I’m sat on this noisy hot train

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Bellanonna Sun 27-Oct-19 16:27:02

I’m sat on this noisy hot train
It’s beginning to addle my brain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Oct-19 17:17:30

I'm sat on this hot noisy train
It's beginning to addle my brain
The landscape rushes past

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 27-Oct-19 20:51:20

I'm sat on this hot noisy train
It's beginning to addle my brain
The landscape rushes past
And I'm feeling downcast

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callgirl1 Sun 27-Oct-19 21:13:12

I`m sat on this hot noisy train
It`s beginning to addle my brain
The landscape rushes past
And I`m feeling downcast
Long journeys are really a pain.

Next time I`m going to fly

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Barberdice Sun 27-Oct-19 22:44:26

Next time I'm going to fly
It's got to be worth a try

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callgirl1 Sun 27-Oct-19 22:53:28

Next time I`m going to fly
It`s got to be worth a try
It`s quicker by far

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Bellanonna Sun 27-Oct-19 23:01:50

Next time I`m going to fly
It`s got to be worth a try
It`s quicker by far
Than going by car

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Elrel Sun 27-Oct-19 23:12:07

Next time I`m going to fly
It`s got to be worth a try
It`s quicker by far
Than going by car
Though the cost to the planet is high!

Soon this month will be over

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Barberdice Mon 28-Oct-19 08:10:18

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover

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BradfordLass72 Mon 28-Oct-19 08:13:29

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the bluebird will fly

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Barberdice Mon 28-Oct-19 08:18:16

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the bluebird will fly
Past the rainbow on high

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FarNorth Mon 28-Oct-19 08:27:59

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the bluebird will fly
Past the rainbow on high
We'll just be completely in clover.

It's a great day to swim in the sea

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Oct-19 08:29:07

Soon this month will be over
We'll start a new life in Dover
Where the blue-bird will fly
Past the rainbow on high
And I'll get a wee dog called Rover.

An ambitious young person from Hythe

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Jangran99 Mon 28-Oct-19 08:30:27

X posts, wink

It's a great day to swim in the sea

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crazyH Mon 28-Oct-19 09:22:04

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Where's my cossie? Hope it still fits me

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Quesera Mon 28-Oct-19 09:25:00

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 28-Oct-19 09:57:17

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It's making me shiver

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henetha Mon 28-Oct-19 10:06:43

It's a great day to swim in the sea
Blue skies, blue skin and all free!
It's making me shiver
'Cos I saw an eel slither

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