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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 29-Aug-19 14:16:10

I'd love to be rich and so gorgeous
But I'm poor and emormous

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crazyH Thu 29-Aug-19 14:45:25

I'd love to be rich and so gorgeous
But I'm poor and enormous
No point in dreaming

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FarNorth Thu 29-Aug-19 18:01:51

I'd love to be rich and so gorgeous
But I'm poor and enormous
No point in dreaming
So I've started scheming

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Grannycool52 Thu 29-Aug-19 21:16:02

I'd love to be rich and gorgeous
But I'm poor and enormous
No point in dreaming
So I've started scheming
To marry a man rich, though gormless.

I've my eye on young Dicky Hart

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BradfordLass72 Thu 29-Aug-19 21:19:18

I've my eye on young Dicky Hart
He has everything: rich, looks and smart

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crazyH Thu 29-Aug-19 21:21:43

I've my eye on young Dicky Hart
But I'm afraid he'll think I'm a tart

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 29-Aug-19 22:09:14

I've my eye on young Dicky Hart
But I'm afraid he'll think I'm a tart
Must dress classy

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FarNorth Thu 29-Aug-19 22:28:31

I've my eye on young Dicky Hart
He has everything: rich, looks and smart
Must dress classy
And talk real sassy

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 29-Aug-19 22:40:49

I've my eye on young Dicky Hart
He has everything: rich, looks and smart
Must dress classy
And talk real sassy
Then perhaps I'll melt his heart

Dicky Hart has taken a fancy to me

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Minniemoo Thu 29-Aug-19 22:42:17

Dicky Hart has taken a fancy to me
I should be as happy as can be

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 29-Aug-19 22:51:33

Dicky Hart has taken a fancy to me
I should be as happy as can be
But someone might let it slip

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callgirl1 Thu 29-Aug-19 23:58:40

Dicky Hart has taken a fancy to me
I should be happy as can be
But someone might let it slip
About my wonky old hip

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crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 00:42:29

Dicky Hart has taken a fancy to me
I should be happy as can be
But someone might let it slip
About my wonky old hip
And I'll find myself in Coventry.

I might try for a replacementa

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crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 00:42:52

Replacement

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Aug-19 09:15:31

I might try for a replacement
In Harley Street I know a gent

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FarNorth Fri 30-Aug-19 12:48:47

I might try for a replacement
In Harley Street I know a gent
Then I'll slink with a wiggle

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crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 14:24:53

I might try for a replacement
In Harley Street I know a gent
Then I'll slink with a wiggle
Dicky Hart will have a niggle

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Grannycool52 Fri 30-Aug-19 15:05:58

I might try for a replacement
In Harley Street I know a gent
Then I'll slink with a wiggle
Dicky Hart will have a niggle
And banish me to the basement.

The surgeon's called Case, Justin Case

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crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 17:30:43

The surgeon's called Case, Justin Case
I hope he operates at a slow pace

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 30-Aug-19 21:11:45

The surgeon's called Case, Justin Case
I hope he operates at a slow pace
But recovery is speedy

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crazyH Fri 30-Aug-19 21:19:10

The surgeon's called Case, Justin Case
I hope he operates at a slow pace
But recovery is speedy
I won't go all needy

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callgirl1 Fri 30-Aug-19 22:18:02

The surgeon`s called Case, Justin Case
I hope he operates at a slow pace
But recovery is speedy
I won`t go all needy
But I will join the egg and spoon race

I never enjoyed the school`s sports day

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 31-Aug-19 00:46:31

I never enjoyed the school`s sports day
I was always last, to my dismay

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crazyH Sat 31-Aug-19 00:51:40

I never enjoyed the school`s sports day
I was always last, to my dismay
Hurdles and sprints

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Jangran99 Sat 31-Aug-19 00:54:16

I never enjoyed the school`s sports day
I was always last, to my dismay
Hurdles and sprints
Left me in splints

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