Limericks 10

I never enjoyed the school`s sports day
I was always last, to my dismay
Hurdles and sprints
Left me in splints
What a painful price to pay.

The splints did me more harm than good

The splints did more harm than good
They were metal and not made of wood

The splints did more harm than good
They were metal and not made of wood
But at last I sat back

The splints did more harm than good
They were metal and not made of wood
But at last I sat back,
Alone on my jack

The splints did more harm than good
They were metal and not made of wood
But at last I sat back,
Alone on my jack
Enjoying my new hobby - Food!

Look! Is that a cake, or a meringue?

Look! Is that a cake or a meringue?
When I dropped it it landed with a bang

Look! Is that a cake or a meringue?
When I dropped it it landed with a bang
It could be the filling

Look! Is that a cake or meringue?
When I dropped it it landed with a bang
It could be the filling
Or mine? Tooth ache's killing!

Look! Is that a cake or meringue?
When I dropped it it landed with a bang
It could be the filling
Or mine? Tooth ache's killing!
That's all I need, I'm going to Penang!

This blasted fall has knocked me back.

This awful fall had knocked me back
I landed with an awful whack

This awful fall had knocked me back
I landed with an awful whack
Right on my head

This awful fall had knocked me back
I landed with an awful whack
Right on my head
Then I saw red

This awful fall had knocked me back
I landed with an awful whack
Right on my head
Then I saw red
Just realised I've ruined my new mac!

Do you know I had a sister called Anne?

Do you know I had a sister called Anne?
Who could dance with a feathery fan

Do you know I had a sister called Anne?
Who could dance with a feathery fan
She'd shimmer and shake

Do you know I had a sister called Anne?
Who could dance with a feathery fan
She`d shimmer and shake,
It made my eyes ache,

Do you know I had a sister called Anne?
Who could dance with a feathery fan
She`d shimmer and shake,
It made my eyes ache,
I'd rather she did the can-can.

So to Paris, she decided to go

So to Paris, she decided to go
And auditioned for a cabaret show

So to Paris, she decided to go
And auditioned for a cabaret show
The Moulin Rouge

So to Paris, she decided to go
And auditioned for a cabaret show
The Moulin Rouge
The producer liked my bouge

So to Paris, she decided to go
And auditioned for a cabaret show
The Moulin Rouge
The producer liked my bouge
What are we waiting for?Lets go !!

We'll jump on the Euro train, we will...

We`ll jump on the Euro train, we will...
And then we`ll visit the Red Windmill,

We`ll jump on the Euro train, we will...
And then we`ll visit the Red Windmill,
We'll have a pint or two

We`ll jump on the Euro train, we will...
And then we`ll visit the Red Windmill,
We'll have a pint or two
While we take in the view

We`ll jump on the Euro train, we will....
And then we`ll visit the Red Windmill,
We`ll have a pint or two
While we take in the view
And then we`ll still have time to kill