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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Nov-19 07:26:52

I wish I didn't wake up so early
I'm monosyllabic and surly

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downtoearth Thu 07-Nov-19 07:38:13

I wish I didnt wake up so early
I'm monosyllabic and surly
My hair so straight,and face so curly

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Quesera Thu 07-Nov-19 08:16:23

I wish I didnt wake up so early
I'm monosyllabic and surly
My hair so straight
Suppose that’s fate

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Nov-19 08:31:25

I wish I didnt wake up so early
I'm monosyllabic and surly
My hair so straight
Suppose that’s fate
When I went to bed it was curly!!

Perhaps if I went to bed later

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 07-Nov-19 09:57:28

Perhaps if I went to bed later
My face might resemble a potato

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 10:03:04

Perhaps if I went to bed later
My face might resemble a potato
More like mash

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henetha Thu 07-Nov-19 10:45:39

Perhaps if I went to bed later
My face might resemble a potato
More like mash
Or a cycle crash

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Bellanonna Thu 07-Nov-19 12:03:37

Perhaps if I went to bed later
My face might resemble a potato
More like mash
Or a cycle crash
Or at the very worst a cheese grater

I decided to take a long trek

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FarNorth Thu 07-Nov-19 15:32:40

I decided to take a long trek
With a cosy red scarf on my neck

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Oldandverygrey Thu 07-Nov-19 17:36:02

I decided to take a long trek
With a cosy red scarf on my neck
So armed with a map

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 17:38:29

I decided to take a long trek
With a cosy red scarf on my neck
So armed with a map
And water on tap

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Nov-19 18:42:40

I decided to take a long trek
With a cosy red scarf on my neck
So armed with a map
And water on tap
I set off accompanied by Shrek!

I’d rather have a bath than a shower

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crazyH Thu 07-Nov-19 18:59:57

I'd rather have a bath than a shower
The bubbles and foam soothe me all over

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Nov-19 08:03:33

I'd rather have a bath than a shower
The bubbles and foam soothe me all over
Warm water up to me neck

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 09:04:00

I'd rather have a bath than a shower
The bubbles and foam soothe me all over
Warm water up to me neck
I'll stay in longer, what the hec'

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Quesera Fri 08-Nov-19 09:39:21

I'd rather have a bath than a shower
The bubbles and foam soothe me all over
Warm water up to me neck
I'll stay in longer, what the hec'
And sip my gin, it’s happy hour!

My drink of choice is really whisky

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 10:01:56

My drink of choice is really whisky
My husband says it makes me frisky

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henetha Fri 08-Nov-19 10:40:15

My drink of choice is really whisky
My husband says it makes me frisky
So I drink one nightly

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 08-Nov-19 13:54:02

My drink of choice is really whisky
My husband says it makes me frisky
So I drink one nightly
It makes me flighty

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Oldandverygrey Fri 08-Nov-19 15:53:53

My drink of choice is really whisky
My husband says it makes me frisky
So I drink one nightly
It makes me flighty
Any more than one makes me risky!

Have you heard this old wives tale?

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 15:57:59

My drink of choice is really whisky
My husband says it makes me frisky
So I drink one nightly
It makes me flighty
Then off to the loo, I run briskly.

The new Tesco ad is unbelievably clever

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Bellanonna Fri 08-Nov-19 17:55:17

The new Tesco ad is unbelievably clever
I watched it last night with my new partner, Trevor

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FarNorth Fri 08-Nov-19 21:01:03

The new Tesco ad is unbelievably clever
I watched it last night with my new partner, Trevor
Now we'll stock up at Tesco

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 21:01:03

The new Tesco ad is unbelievably clever
I watched it last night with my new partner, Trevor
Will it make us shop more ?

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crazyH Fri 08-Nov-19 21:01:31

The new Tesco ad is unbelievably clever
I watched it last night with my new partner, Trevor
Will it make us buy more ?

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