Limericks 11

Sorry last line should rhyme with the first two

I had to run fast and climbed up a tree
But not far away, a lion I could see
Help! Can they climb?
Will I make it in time?
I did - but my pants were full of wee.

My favourite animals are chimpanzees

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees
Their nimble hands

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees
Their nimble hands
Manage handstands

My favourite animals are chimpanzees
Climbing and swinging through the trees
Their nimble hands
Manage handstands
And if needed, they'll swim overseas.

The weather has kept me in all day

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play
I'll read my book

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play
I'll read my book
In my inglenook

The weather has kept me in all day
I really did want to go out and play
I'll read my book
In my inglenook
With a big bar of chocolate whey hey!!

I really must review my diet

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won't say I'll succeed

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won`t say I`ll succeed
But advice I`ll try to heed

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won't say I'll succeed
My hunger, I won't feed

I really must review my diet
And cut out treats? Well I could try it
I won`t say I'll succeed
But advice I'll try to heed
And that Mars Bar? I won't fry it!

But if I should reach my target

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it,
You deserve a medal

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it,
You deserve a medal
But don’t soft-pedal

But if I should reach my target
It was hard work - don't disregard it
You deserve a medal
But don't soft pedal
Yet no, all those treats I must quit.

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I’m just crazy for sugary things

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I’m just crazy for sugary things
The boozy ones are the best

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I'm just crazy for sugary things
The boozy ones are the best
And I've tried all the rest

I'm drooling over those Christmas puddings
I'm just crazy for sugary things
The boozy ones are the best
And I've tried all the rest
Enough of sweets, I'll have some chicken wings.

It's way past 9, time to get up

It's way past 9, time to get up
Please someone, bring me tea, a large cup

It's way past 9, time to get up
Please someone, bring me tea, a large cup
And maybe a slice or two of toast

It's way past 9, time to get up
Please someone, bring me tea, a large cup
And maybe a slice or two of toast
I say, you're a brilliant host