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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

crazyH Wed 04-Dec-19 22:27:11

So dancing and singing are out
Whats next? Can't think of nowt

Bellanonna Wed 04-Dec-19 23:21:28

So dancing and singing are out
Whats next? Can't think of nowt
Write a story or two?

Nanny27 Wed 04-Dec-19 23:36:24

So dancing and singing are out
What’s next? Can’t think of nowt
Write a story or two
To read in the loo

crazyH Thu 05-Dec-19 00:36:36

So dancing and singing are out
What’s next? Can’t think of nowt
Write a story or two
To read in the loo
Now that's a good idea - bought!!

So, once upon a time in Gransnet

Jangran99 Thu 05-Dec-19 05:43:31

So, once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like-minded folks met

henetha Thu 05-Dec-19 09:54:43

So, once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like-minded folks met
Most of them are great

crazyH Thu 05-Dec-19 10:24:29

So, once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like-minded folks met
Most of them are great
The rest we'll put in a crate

Oldandverygrey Thu 05-Dec-19 13:41:12

So once upon a time in Gransnet
Many like minded folks met
Most of them are great
The rest we'll put in a crate
And throw away the key for a bet!

Now that was very unkind

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 05-Dec-19 13:46:08

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Dec-19 14:55:31

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find
Who'll be locked away?

Bellanonna Fri 06-Dec-19 16:04:35

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find
Who'll be locked away?
Not sure I’d dare say

Jangran99 Fri 06-Dec-19 20:00:07

Now that was very unkind
With breathing holes cut in, they'll find
Who'll be locked away?
Not sure I’d dare say
But politicians do spring to mind!

I'm sick of the General Election

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Dec-19 20:30:48

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection

crazyH Fri 06-Dec-19 20:35:07

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection
Boris or Corbin, have a toss

Jangran99 Fri 06-Dec-19 21:06:07

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection
Boris or Corbyn, have a toss
'cos they're both a dead loss

WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Dec-19 21:52:49

I'm sick of the General Election
All I have is a feeling of dejection
Boris or Corbyn, have a toss
'cos they're both a dead loss
I wish there was a better selection

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list

Bellanonna Fri 06-Dec-19 22:38:32

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed

crazyH Fri 06-Dec-19 23:35:16

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed
Sewing or painting ?

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 07-Dec-19 00:02:47

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed
Sewing or painting ?
Something that doesn't need much training

Bellanonna Sat 07-Dec-19 08:56:31

To learn a new skill for 2020 is on my list
A New Year resolution not to be missed
Sewing or painting ?
Something that doesn't need much training
And bearing in mind my painful wrist

I might try my hand at choral singing

henetha Sat 07-Dec-19 10:20:32

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing

Jangran99 Sat 07-Dec-19 10:28:38

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing
I’ll swing on those ropes

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 07-Dec-19 12:02:53

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing
I'll swing on those ropes
Like Tarzan, high hopes!

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 07-Dec-19 17:01:07

I might try my hand at choral singing
But I can't sing, so I'll try bell-ringing
I'll swing on those ropes
Like Tarzan, high hopes!
With me, up high, clinging

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream

crazyH Sat 07-Dec-19 18:07:57

If I let go of the rope, you'll hear me scream
That will be the end of my dream

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